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MDS

#6030
June 13, 2007, 09:32:43 PM
im too lazy to pm it. i meant who wants to see as in who wants me to post it. if its something thats just going to get deleted, then farg it.

go to egotastic.com. its right there.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Seabiscuit36

#6031
June 13, 2007, 10:38:20 PM
MDS is worthless
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

#6032
June 13, 2007, 10:43:16 PM
Brittany looks like Belladonna in those pics, except Bella can take a baseball bat in the Tookus.
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Susquehanna Birder

#6033
June 13, 2007, 11:10:19 PM
Quote from: MDS on June 13, 2007, 09:32:43 PM
im too lazy to pm it. i meant who wants to see as in who wants me to post it. if its something thats just going to get deleted, then farg it.

go to egotastic.com. its right there.

MDS

#6034
June 13, 2007, 11:35:30 PM
if my visit it over, who the hell can i tell over blown stories about how bad temple's campus is, and how your kid has a 50/50 of coming home with a few gun shot wounds.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

NGM

#6035
June 14, 2007, 08:59:56 PM
If anyone wants to see more of those Jessica Alba pictures that MDS put up in her thread and also Petra Nemcova's boobies, go to www.wwtdd.com
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Father Demon

#6036
June 14, 2007, 09:15:36 PM
More showing off.   ;D

More sand work by me, Phanatic and our kids.

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

#6037
June 15, 2007, 08:41:04 AM
Charm City ghetto life

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#6038
June 15, 2007, 08:43:16 AM
The ladyfriend raped me in my sleep last night. I felt so cheap. It was awesome.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

#6039
June 15, 2007, 09:06:13 AM
That is the best.  Love that.  Somehow, the wife loves it less when the tables are turned in the wee hours of the night.

Rome

#6041
June 15, 2007, 09:22:16 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 15, 2007, 08:43:16 AM
The ladyfriend raped me in my sleep last night. I felt so cheap. It was awesome.

Wait 'til you have kids.  I swear, after we had our daughter the nighttime wake up sex increased dramatically.  Of course, the "farg her in the middle of the living room floor at two in the afternoon" sex stopped, but hey, life is a series trade offs.



rjs246

#6042
June 15, 2007, 09:25:40 AM
So in addition to losing my freedom to skip work and get drunk by myself on the couch I have to give up humping the ladyfriend in front of small children? F. That.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#6043
June 15, 2007, 09:27:05 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on June 15, 2007, 09:22:16 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 15, 2007, 08:43:16 AM
The ladyfriend raped me in my sleep last night. I felt so cheap. It was awesome.

Wait 'til you have kids.  I swear, after we had our daughter the nighttime wake up sex increased dramatically.  Of course, the "farg her in the middle of the living room floor at two in the afternoon" sex stopped, but hey, life is a series trade offs.
Man, i cant wait till that rolls around, right now i get the "i woke up and was really horny" speech in the morning.  Followed by me wanting to know why she didnt follow thru. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Rome

#6044
June 15, 2007, 09:27:40 AM
But, but, but you get increased nighttime sloppy blow jobs.

That's something, right?  RIGHT??


PS: I skip work and get drunk all the time.  Strangely, the nighttime secks parties disappear for long periods after I do that.
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