the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You guys aren't trying hard enough.  I got her to flash me when I picked out the right constellation.

Bah.  I had her and her hot lesbian friend sharing a bikini.


BTW: right out of a bad CSI plot

[Feva]

We swung by the convienience store where her friend worked and I bought some condoms.  I got her to let me grab her bare breasts and then got drunk and passed out.  I stayed the night but didn't get shtein and she sent me home in the morning.

Bitch is paying me back for those condoms.

[Phanatic]

Finally bagged her in the hot tub. Then went to bed and got her again. Hot animation in the tub....


sticky....

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Finally bagged her in the hot tub. Then went to bed and got her again. Hot animation in the tub....


sticky....

Lies.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.

[Father Demon]

This thing is too much like real life.  Either a) we party too hard and she passes out, or 2) I get to feeling a tit and then go home.

I must bed this slut.

[Diomedes]

This only halfway explains why you had to adopt.

[Feva]

We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.

Lies.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

This thing is too much like real life.  Either a) we party too hard and she passes out, or 2) I get to feeling a tit and then go home.

I must bed this slut.

Hint:  You don't have to leave the house at all to have the perfect date.

[rjs246]

Thanks.

I'll be honest with you, I love his comedy, I do, I'm a Denis Leary fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "icehole".

Yeah yeah yeah, you celebrate his entire catalog...

I saw him live years ago and he was farging hilarious mocking himself for quitting the cigs.

[MURP]

thought it was funny that Rey Lewis has Peyton Manning on the front page of his myspace friends list

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=90418281

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

good news for MDS et al

[SD_Eagle5]

For all the CF Cassanovas

I got her passed out and on the bed.  When I tried to "make her more comfortable" she woke up and kicked me out of the house.

I wonder if she'll return my pants?

Took me a little while but I banged her. She's a dead farg.

[ice grillin you]

pour one out for howard porter....arguably the best player in big 5 history

http://www.startribune.com/467/story/1198177.html

[SD_Eagle5]

Saw that on sportsrise this morning, shame he cleaned his life up but in the end it came back to kill him.