the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Necrotizing fasciitis is where it's at.

[Sgt PSN]

SARS!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

NF!

[Sgt PSN]

5ARZ!

[Rome]

Get Polio, all of you.

[Sgt PSN]

ES EH AR ES!!

[Rome]

Have another Zima, Sassy.

[Geowhizzer]

You all deserve the  bubonic plague.

[General_Failure]

I don't deserve any of you.

[Sgt PSN]

Have another Zima, Sassy.

I'm actually insulted by that. 

[SD_Eagle5]

The only thing that outfit is missing is a pearl necklace. Perfect accessory.

[Sgt PSN]

A local byob strip club is being forced to close as it was deemed a public nuisance.    They provide naked female entertainment while allowing you to bring your own drinks, thus saving on the hefty price tag on drinks normally associated with regular strip clubs. 

I don't see how this place could be considered anything but heroic.


Farging Jeebus worshippers. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

How often had you patronized said establishment?

[Father Demon]

I received a resume today.  This is, God's honest truth, what the job seeker listed as his objective:

Objective:

•   To question is to know.
•   To ask is to admit willingness to know.
•   To ask questions is the key to success.
•   I am successful.
•   Most people and things in life follow the path of least resistance to the objective.
•   Although that path may be the easiest, it is also crowded.
•   We all know what rush hour traffic is like.
•   Why follow the norm and the crowd to the end of the offramp and then sit? I will take the surface streets, and even with the traffic signals and stop signs get to the same destination faster through evasive and manipulative decision making.
•   I am not a rebel, I do however believe a better solution is always possible for any given scenario.
•   Hence My objective is to find a company and a career that requires innovation over experience and willingness over servitude.
•   I am loyal to a fault, inquisitive by nature and dauntless in my search for knowledge.
•   I will be better tomorrow than I am today because between then and now I will have learned something.
•   The most inconsequential fact or thought passed over is knowledge lost.
•   I do not accept "the thing I cannot change.
•   I am a Juggernaut.
•   A solution and resolution seeking, question asking, thought provoking, analytically driven force to be reckoned with.

[Phanatic]

I received a resume today.  This is, God's honest truth, what the job seeker listed as his objective:

Objective:

•   To question is to know.
•   To ask is to admit willingness to know.
•   To ask questions is the key to success.
•   I am successful.
•   Most people and things in life follow the path of least resistance to the objective.
•   Although that path may be the easiest, it is also crowded.
•   We all know what rush hour traffic is like.
•   Why follow the norm and the crowd to the end of the offramp and then sit? I will take the surface streets, and even with the traffic signals and stop signs get to the same destination faster through evasive and manipulative decision making.
•   I am not a rebel, I do however believe a better solution is always possible for any given scenario.
•   Hence My objective is to find a company and a career that requires innovation over experience and willingness over servitude.
•   I am loyal to a fault, inquisitive by nature and dauntless in my search for knowledge.
•   I will be better tomorrow than I am today because between then and now I will have learned something.
•   The most inconsequential fact or thought passed over is knowledge lost.
•   I do not accept "the thing I cannot change.
•   I am a Juggernaut.
•   A solution and resolution seeking, question asking, thought provoking, analytically driven force to be reckoned with.

Sounds like he'd be a Thrill to work with!!