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Diomedes

#2925
November 28, 2006, 06:57:51 PM
I've seen Pam's videos, and the Paris vid.  But not Britney or Jessica.  LINK??
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#2926
November 28, 2006, 06:59:55 PM
The Brit video is something that her ex is now using for leverage in their divorce. I don't think it's been made public. The Jessica one is also just a rumor at this point, but in the past these rumors have shown to be true so... fingers crossed!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#2927
November 28, 2006, 07:00:47 PM
Brit already went around showing off her newly shaven vagine. It's cross and muffled with her thigh fat.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#2928
November 28, 2006, 07:02:14 PM
Oh and I gave blood today for the first time since I was 18. Some poor sap is going to be in for a surprise when his surgical wounds refuse to scab...
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#2929
November 28, 2006, 07:04:37 PM
I've given blood about ten times.  Can't do it again for another six months on account of tattoo work.  Prolly get new work before then, so I'm out for a while.  It's a great thing to do, give blood.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

methdeez

#2930
November 28, 2006, 08:05:07 PM
I went in for a job interview today. About 45 minutes each way, plus a non-refundable $8 parking fee. Second comment after preliminaries from them was, "we are really looking for someone with more experience in Child Development".

So Why am I Here!!? You read my resume!

What the farg!

Seabiscuit36

#2931
November 28, 2006, 08:09:06 PM
Are you trying to become a priest?  ;)
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#2932
November 28, 2006, 08:16:17 PM
Quote from: methdeez on November 28, 2006, 08:05:07 PM
I went in for a job interview today. About 45 minutes each way, plus a non-refundable $8 parking fee. Second comment after preliminaries from them was, "we are really looking for someone with more experience in Child Development".

So Why am I Here!!? You read my resume!

What the farg!

If this is how the organization hires new people, do you really want to work for them.  I mean, this sounds like a dirty bathroom before a meal at a new restaurant.  Be glad you didn't have to actually dine.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

#2934
November 28, 2006, 09:11:29 PM
oh man, i don't know, she really doesn't do anything for me
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Susquehanna Birder

#2935
November 28, 2006, 09:20:18 PM
Me neither...but still...

MDS

#2936
November 28, 2006, 09:43:51 PM
Quote from: methdeez on November 28, 2006, 08:05:07 PM
I went in for a job interview today. About 45 minutes each way, plus a non-refundable $8 parking fee. Second comment after preliminaries from them was, "we are really looking for someone with more experience in Child Development".

So Why am I Here!!? You read my resume!

What the farg!

In much smaller and less significant way, I experienced that. I think I was 16, looking for work. I sent some applications out, SEARS got back to me. I remember putting it on my application that I didn't want to work sundays (football, duh). So the lady sits me down and first thing she says is we need people to work sundays. I'm like WHAT THE HELL. I mean, I drove 20 minutes to the mall, but still.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

methdeez

#2937
November 28, 2006, 09:57:53 PM
Werd. I dropped an upper-decker on my way out.

PhillyPhreak54

#2938
November 28, 2006, 10:17:43 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 28, 2006, 07:00:47 PM
Brit already went around showing off her newly shaven vagine. It's cross and muffled with her thigh fat.

And a nice c-section scar to go along with it.

Hopefully the Simpson tape gets released. She's a piece.

Munson

#2939
November 29, 2006, 12:32:42 AM
The people that have these tapes of Britney and Jessica have a goddamn responsiblity to release them to the farging public.

No amount of money should keep those two's sex tapes hidden from the public.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds
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