the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SunMo]

no silly

[Seabiscuit36]

Im going to call Mani....Seriously i am 

[Sgt PSN]

A fat chick who looked to be about 8 months prego just walked by my office window.  All pregnant chicks are fat but this one was obviously quite obese before getting knocked up in the first place.  Anywho, she was wearing a t-shirt that was likely too small for her before getting injected with fetus juice and now it looked like 10 lbs of shtein stuffed into a 5 lb bag.  Yay North Carolina white trash! 

[SunMo]

a salesman just gave me a tin of chocolate covered caramel popcorn.  it is delightful.

[Sgt PSN]

I'm having an interesting day so far.  I just went to take a leak and as I step up to the urinal there's some old guys standing at the urinal next to me and he's holding a couple of paper towels in his hand.  He gets done and starts wiping with the paper towels.  But he was wiping for a long time......like 30 seconds. 

[SunMo]

well, did you offer to help him?

christ...little respect for the elderly, huh?

[Sgt PSN]

He couldn't afford me. 

[SunMo]

honestly though, who can?

[Sgt PSN]

I may have the look, taste and feel of high dollar entertainment but I'm moderately priced.

[SD_Eagle5]

Jessica Simpson sex tape

[Drunkmasterflex]

Jessica Simpson sex tape

yes please

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I got this e-mail.  Seems legit.  Should I give my info and make big dollars?!?!?!??

SANTEX  EXPORT LIMITED
                               Hiramford
                         Middlemarch Office Village
                               Siskin Drive
                             Coventry CV9 4FJ

ATTN: Sir/Madam,
I am Mr.William Ammerman, managing director of SANTEX  EXPORTS COMPANY
PLC, we are a group of business partners who deal on machinery and
export into the Canada/ America and Europe.
We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium
of getting to our customers in the canada/America and Europe as well as
making payments through you (as our payment officer) to us and this is
due to our ever-increasing customer base in North America, we, at
Santex we  are searching for representatives to assist us in
establishing a medium to connect to our customers more efficiently.
     Please if you are interested in transacting business with us, we will
be very glad. Subject to your satisfaction you will be given the
opportunity to negotiate your mode of which we will pay you for your
services as our representative in Canada/America and Europe.
Having a functional bank account to receive payment (Company account is
an advantage) Note, there is no financial obligation required from you,
and this transaction very legal.If this proposal is accepted by you, A
swift acknowledgement on the receipt of this mail will be
appreciated,furnishing me with your details.

Note that for every transaction processed, you will receive 10% of the
total amount. Santex product price range starts at $902.45. At 10% you are guaranteed
a minimum of $90+ per order. We guarantee that you can start making
money as early as in 2 weeks, and you don't need to invest your money,
just your spare time to process orders via email.   
Please contact me  with the following information listed below to
enable me facilitate the conclusion of this proposal if accepted.

(1)Full Names............................
(2)Phone/fax numbers...............
(3)contact addresses................
(4)State/Country.....................
(5)Company Name.................
(6)Occupation..........................
(7)Age................................
 

Please Reply  via this email address with the these information filled

and sent back to the company offical email.

Official Email: santexportltd@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you for your time and anticipated cooperation.

Respectfully Yours,
Mr.William Ammerman.
MANAGING DIRECTOR,
SANTEX  EXPORT LIMITED.

[Seabiscuit36]

www.myspace.com/ihatelittlekids   

Who thinks this is Real?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

www.myspace.com/ihatelittlekids   

Who thinks this is Real?

It's probably done by one of these guys:

[rjs246]

Jessica Simpson sex tape

yes please

Second. I wouldn't mind starting a Stupid Blond Celebrity Sex Tape collection. We've got Pam, Paris, Brittany and now Jessica.

Of course, I'm of the opinion that Jessica would be boring as farg in bed, but whatever. She's hot and famous.