the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Father Demon]

69% White.  Cracker Alert.

I'm waiting to see IGY's score, but I bet he cheats.

[MURP]

You are 56% White

[Diomedes]

I'm 51% White.

as proof, I'd like to complain:

the last question goes:

37.    You are marooned on a desert island with no food or water. Touring the island you find an enchanted toad who will give you one of four things. Which one do you choose?
The worlds ugliest woman who is always willing to please
Three broken shortwave radios and a car battery
A swiss army knife and a legnth of rope.

That's three options, not four.  farg, can't people get even the simple shtein right???

edit: also, it says lower down on the results page

y test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:        You scored higher than 99% on whiteness

I thought at first that was my score.

[General_Failure]

59%, scoring higher than 99% on whiteness.

[MadMarchHare]

65%, scoring higher than 99% on whiteness.

[Drunkmasterflex]

I am 47% white.

[MDS]

Cracker Alert!!
You are 55% White

[Geowhizzer]

Some idiot packed dynamite in his checked luggage.

[General_Failure]

Figures. That icehole's going to ruin it for all of us that need to transport explosives.

[General_Failure]

The Swiss army is farged now.

[Sgt PSN]

I'm 50% white.  I've always told the ladies that I'm black from the waist down.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

My (and G_F's) high school football team is the equivalent of the Arizona Cardinals, so to get some hype this year, they added a female kicker (a blue-eyed blonde junior)

Her MySpace. I can't find a copy of the article on phillyburbs.com.

N Katz ♥ has 527 friends

No one has that many friends for real.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Middle Man
You are 48% White

[Rome]

Cracker Alert!!

You are 77% White

Theres no hiding how white you truley are. But thats nothing nessicarily to be ashamed of, UNLESS you actually  white... then you should bow your head in shame.

[BigEd76]

You bolded that one but not "nessicarily"? So you're a whitey that can't spell...