the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Father Demon]

read a newspaper which to this day remains the biggest bang for your buck thats ever existed

Being able to have some company hand deliver an envelope of vital information to someone across the entire country, and even up to Hawaii and Alaska, all for 39 cents is a pretty good deal as well. 

[Butchers Bill]

Because it's baffling to me that anyone can possibly still give a shtein, so I'm trying to find out why it is that you do.

Because its pre-season and I am bored out of my farging mind?   

[Rome]

People still obsess over Marilyn Monroe's death.

That gives me great joy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Find some whiny Democrats to make fun of.

[Butchers Bill]

Find some whiny Democrats to make fun of.

Dio is in Ireland...   

[Cerevant]

So why are millions of people suffering ridiculous delays and costs in every fargin' airport in the country?  There is NO reason someone in Kansas City should have to surrender his water bottle.  It's nothing short of state sponsored hysteria.

No no no...state sponsored terrorism.

[Drunkmasterflex]

So I just got selected to go to WLC (Warrior Leaders Course) which is a good thing, as it helps on my track to becoming an NCO.  For those of you who may have been in the Army before it is what used to be PLDC.  Now normally this would make me very happy even though it is going to suck.  It used to be you did what you had to and went home for the day, now we have to stay there.  If this was normal circumstances they could just slot me for the next month since I had something going on.  But with all of the deployments that are happening from Ft. Hood this fall and our warning order for Afghanistan it just can't be done.

The thing that makes this suck is I am most likely going to miss the PSU/ND game and the Eagles/Texans game (which I have tickets to) because it starts on Sept. 7.  My only saving grace is that they may push it back due to a curriculum change, but the chances of that happening are slim to none.  Farg!

I guess I really can't complain too much, I am the dipsthein that signed my name on the dotted line. 

[General_Failure]

Jackson Jackson Jackson Jackson ...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Pulled an all-nighter for work tonight and the major change we're implementing may be backed out.

It's a good day/night/whatever for anyone who hates me.  So, congrats.

[Feva]

Thank you.

[General_Failure]

The Virgin Mary is back haunting food.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Virgin Mary is back haunting food.

People are fsck'n retards.  Every time anything accidentally looks kind of like a woman?  THE VIRGIN MARY!
A dude?  JESUS!!!  Forget the farging fact that none of us have any idea whatsoever what either of them looked like, only that they were more likely Arab/African than the standard pasty-white likenesses.

To believe in Jesus in every important way pretty much should dictate that when stupid shtein like this comes along, you dismiss it as coincidence, and go on with your damn life.

[Father Demon]

The Virgin Mary is back haunting food.

People are fsck'n retards.  Every time anything accidentally looks kind of like a woman?  THE VIRGIN MARY!
A dude?  JESUS!!!  Forget the farging fact that none of us have any idea whatsoever what either of them looked like, only that they were more likely Arab/African than the standard pasty-white likenesses.

To believe in Jesus in every important way pretty much should dictate that when stupid shtein like this comes along, you dismiss it as coincidence, and go on with your damn life.

Mary Hater

[Rome]

I like to think that the Virgin Mary looked like Jessica Alba.

[Father Demon]

Anyone on CF live in Indiana?