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Diomedes

#1440
July 20, 2006, 09:43:18 PM
Quote from: SunMoTzu on July 20, 2006, 04:31:37 PMi'll admit, you caught me off guard.  in the end, i did give you the benefit of the doubt, even though your track record doesn't call for it.
you luv u sum Dio

Quote from: phattymatty on July 20, 2006, 05:20:53 PM
i just now realized how much i hate all of you
That's funny....I was just realizing that I love me sum y'all.

Quote from: EagleFeva on July 20, 2006, 08:36:30 PM
This thread is glorious.
Amen.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#1441
July 20, 2006, 09:50:24 PM
I say we blow it all up and pretend it never happened.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1442
July 20, 2006, 09:52:35 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 20, 2006, 09:50:24 PM
I say we blow it all up and pretend it never happened.

The world?  Don't worry.  Leaders around the globe are working toward that.

Geowhizzer

#1443
July 24, 2006, 04:50:20 PM
From this week's News of the Weird:

QuoteGovernment in Action

Are We Safe? (1) The Washington Times reported in June that a retired New York City police officer had nonchalantly passed through the main security checkpoint at Department of Homeland Security headquarters by showing as his only ID, a long-obsolete Mexican consulate card. (2) Also in June, Delaware governor Ruth Ann Minner complained that Homeland Security's secret telephone hotline to governors, intended for emergency communication, was often tied up by telemarketers, and recommended that the department enter the number onto the government's Do Not Call registry. [Washington Times, 6-12-06] [USA Today, 6-15-06]

mussa

#1444
July 24, 2006, 05:08:30 PM
i'll add that note to the reasons not pay taxes file
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"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

Father Demon

#1445
July 25, 2006, 09:42:29 AM
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

#1447
July 25, 2006, 10:57:25 AM
Ha, I saw that yesterday. Hilarious.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

#1448
July 25, 2006, 03:59:36 PM
talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway:

http://www.sreedhara.com/
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"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

MURP

#1449
July 25, 2006, 04:06:08 PM
it must take that truck all day to drive to the bottom and back up. 

Susquehanna Birder

#1450
July 25, 2006, 04:11:25 PM
I sure as hell wouldn't want to make that drive!

mussa

#1451
July 25, 2006, 04:14:54 PM
yea imagine running out of gas and nobody new you were down there. thats a hell of a hike back up.
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

Geowhizzer

#1452
July 25, 2006, 10:05:22 PM

Father Demon

#1453
July 25, 2006, 10:43:12 PM
Apparently, I look like a combination of Carrie Fisher, Lionel Richie, and John F. Kennedy.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Geowhizzer

#1454
July 25, 2006, 11:36:28 PM
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