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MadMarchHare

#1200
June 30, 2006, 03:06:13 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on June 30, 2006, 02:50:33 PM
I've gotten head while driving, and it's very distracting.  HOWEVER, not only should it be legal, but encouraged as well.

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Anyone but Reid.

Sgt PSN

#1201
July 01, 2006, 12:48:43 PM
I'm 30 and I hate all of you. 

Father Demon

#1203
July 01, 2006, 01:12:27 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 01, 2006, 12:48:43 PM
I'm 30 and I hate all of you. 

Welcome to being a grown up, youngster.

The quality of chicks you can score on just went down a notch.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Feva

#1204
July 01, 2006, 04:05:20 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on July 01, 2006, 01:12:27 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 01, 2006, 12:48:43 PM
I'm 30 and I hate all of you. 

Welcome to being a grown up, youngster.

The quality of chicks you can score on just went down a notch.

If that's the case... I guess I've got about 3 months to rack all up all the top quality snatch I can get.

I'm sure Mrs. Feva won't have an issue with that.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Sgt PSN

#1205
July 01, 2006, 04:23:50 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on July 01, 2006, 01:12:27 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 01, 2006, 12:48:43 PM
I'm 30 and I hate all of you.

Welcome to being a grown up, youngster.

The quality of chicks you can score on just went down a notch.

Are you saying that your wife isn't top notch? 

Father Demon

#1206
July 01, 2006, 04:35:19 PM
I never said she was.     :paranoid
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1207
July 01, 2006, 04:36:00 PM
Brett Myers can help.

MDS

#1208
July 02, 2006, 02:48:15 PM
A promo for the Bozo the Clown show on UPN57 from 1990:

awsome
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

#1209
July 02, 2006, 07:51:03 PM
My mom told me I was being sassy today.  :-\

Rome

#1210
July 03, 2006, 11:38:51 AM
Camel toe from Maria Sharapova...



Beermonkey

#1211
July 03, 2006, 01:39:10 PM Last Edit: July 03, 2006, 02:49:32 PM by Beermonkey
Quote from: Father Demon on July 01, 2006, 01:12:27 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 01, 2006, 12:48:43 PM
I'm 30 and I hate all of you. 

Welcome to being a grown up, youngster.

The quality of chicks you can score on just went down a notch.

I disagree. At 30, you can score equally with both older & younger girls.

Hypothetically I was at my sexual peak at 32. I say hypothetically because it would have had to involve me having sex.

Susquehanna Birder

#1212
July 03, 2006, 01:42:47 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on July 03, 2006, 01:39:10 PM
Hypothetically I was at my sexual peak at 32. I say hypothetically because it would have had involve me having sex.

Hahaha...I hate to say it, but I know what you mean.  :paranoid

Susquehanna Birder

#1213
July 03, 2006, 01:43:05 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 03, 2006, 11:38:51 AM
Camel toe from Maria Sharapova...





Niiiiiice.

BigEd76

#1214
July 03, 2006, 05:30:06 PM
Did you see her new ESPN commercial with Stu Scott and his magic tennis ball can?
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