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Butchers Bill

#765
June 06, 2006, 02:32:24 PM
I sit next to a hot chick with HUGE cans at work, but she brought something in for lunch that smells like ass...what a downer.   :-\
I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.

Susquehanna Birder

#766
June 06, 2006, 02:33:24 PM
You sure it doesn't smell like sweaty cans?

Butchers Bill

#767
June 06, 2006, 02:34:44 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on June 06, 2006, 02:33:24 PM
You sure it doesn't smell like sweaty cans?

Nah..I've been to enough of "those" bars to know that ain't it.   ;D
I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.

PhillyPhanInDC

#768
June 06, 2006, 02:35:52 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on June 06, 2006, 02:32:24 PM
I sit next to a hot chick with HUGE cans at work, but she brought something in for lunch that smells like ass...what a downer.   :-\

Snag a cell phone pic?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Susquehanna Birder

#769
June 06, 2006, 02:38:15 PM
Or maybe a smell phone?

Butchers Bill

#770
June 06, 2006, 02:38:33 PM Last Edit: June 06, 2006, 07:53:37 PM by Butchers Bill
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC link=topic=18105.msg420630#msg420630
Snag a cell phone pic?quote]

I need to get a new phone with that capability.   :boom
I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.

mussa

#771
June 06, 2006, 04:45:43 PM
MDS is  :CF version of KOJO. Your obsessed with celebrities arn't you.  :-D
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Geowhizzer

#772
June 06, 2006, 05:14:03 PM

Tomahawk

#773
June 06, 2006, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: MDS on June 06, 2006, 01:25:38 PM
Mother/Daughter Strip Together

White trash to the rescue.

The only problem I have with this is they were disgustingly ugly; therefore, should be fired then spayed.

Diomedes

#774
June 06, 2006, 08:00:06 PM
Spay them!!
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#775
June 06, 2006, 08:02:41 PM
"Please help control the skank population.  Have your skanks spayed or neutered."

MDS

#776
June 06, 2006, 08:55:34 PM
I'm in CVS. As I'm walking in, I see some minivan with all these pro choice bumper stickers. Then I see a guy wearing a "Top 10 Reasons to Stay Roman Catholic" t-shirt. Bada bing, bada boom. It was his car.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#777
June 07, 2006, 04:13:53 AM

The man. The myth. The legend.

mussa

#778
June 07, 2006, 08:51:23 AM
 :-D :-D :-D

thats good stuff
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Father Demon

#779
June 07, 2006, 10:39:37 AM
 :-D :-D

That should be Sassy's avatar...
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.
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