the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[BigEd76]

Philly.com: woman tears apart husband's yambag

[phattymatty]

The Nicetown man said he had been sleeping peacefully in the couple's bed Tuesday night when his wife pounced on him without warning, grabbed his groin, dug her manicured fingernails in and flayed him, leaving his gore-slicked gonads dangling much lower than normal.

nice wording.

[Zanshin]

Ewwwww.

[Cerevant]

Talk about a strict violation of the penal code.

Wow...guess the Daily News isn't quite up to NYT decency standards...

[ice grillin you]

its being reported that there was a shootout in olney this afternoon...and they believe the guy who killed the cop last week has been either killed or captured

[Diomedes]

its being reported that there was a shootout in olney this afternoon...and they believe the guy who killed the cop last week has been either killed or captured

I wrecked my bike one night on the way to the Olney Ale House.  Good beef stew there.

[ice grillin you]

how do you know about that olney

who are you?

[Diomedes]

I get around.

[ice grillin you]

i used to live in o-town




Police Catch Suspect In Cop Killing

Philadelphia police have a man in custody in the killing of police officer Gary Skerski.

Solomon Montgomery, 24, was shot in North Philadelphia by police after a violent confrontation just before 2 p.m.

Montgomery is also wanted on charges in California. He is currently being held on an outstanding warrant on the robbery charge in California.

But a Philadelphia police spokesman told NBC 10 that Montgomery is an official suspect in the Skerski killing.

Sources also told NBC 10 that a shotgun was found at the shooting scene today that could related to Officer Skerski's shooting.

Sources also told NBC 10 that Montgomery's mother alerted police that she thought her son could be man police were seeking in the Skerski case.

The gun battle took place at 5700 North 19th Street after the suspect was surrounded by police. Sources say police shot three times at the suspect, while the suspect shot once.

The suspect is still alive. NBC 10 has learned the suspect was shot in the arm.

He has been taken to a local hospital.

Officer Skerski was gunned down last Monday during a robbery at Pat's Café in the Frankford area of the city.

Police circulated sketches of a suspect wearing a unique jacket and a baseball cap. The jacket was white, red and blue with the word "stateproperty" in red letters on the front.

Police also showed an example of a navy blue New York Yankees cap like the one they think the killer was wearing.

Skerski, a 16-year-veteran of the police force, was shot in the throat and killed on May 8 when he responded to a robbery at Pat's Café.

Police have collected DNA evidence and fingerprints from the bar. However, they still need the public's help and ask that anyone with information to call Philadelphia police.

Over $125,000 in reward money was being offered for information leading to Skerski's killer.

[mussa]

The Nicetown man said he had been sleeping peacefully in the couple's bed Tuesday night when his wife pounced on him without warning, grabbed his groin, dug her manicured fingernails in and flayed him, leaving his gore-slicked gonads dangling much lower than normal.

nice wording.

i think murp wrote that article

[NGM]

http://www.section219.com/

This is a website for gear of now defunct pro and semi-pro sports teams.  Anyway those of you who feel guilty about wearing apparel of other teams besides your favorite now have another option.

I thought this one might be especially popular:

[PhillyPhreak54]

The Nicetown man said he had been sleeping peacefully in the couple's bed Tuesday night when his wife pounced on him without warning, grabbed his groin, dug her manicured fingernails in and flayed him, leaving his gore-slicked gonads dangling much lower than normal.

nice wording.

The front page of the DN has a pic of the guy with the headline of "THAT'S NUTS"...

[MDS]

Brandon Davis, whoever that is, called Lindsay Lohan a "firecrotch," and talked about her vadge freckles.

Also, apparantly stupid spoiled whore Paris Hilton hates Lohan now.

lets see here:
1. Lohan was the cute little girl in the remake of the parent trap
2. she was in some other kinda hit movie, freaky friday or something
3. she grew huge tits
4. mean girls was actually pretty good, she was the it girl, mostly because she had huge cans
5. she became a coke head and stopped eating
6. she got really slutty and farged fez from that 70s show
7. she cleaned up, still parties a lot, but is back to like a b or something
8. now everyone hates her

wow

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'd still tap Lohan ahead of Paris every time.

[Diomedes]

lets see here:
1. Lohan was the cute little girl in the remake of the parent trap
2. she was in some other kinda hit movie, freaky friday or something
3. she grew huge tits
4. mean girls was actually pretty good, she was the it girl, mostly because she had huge cans
5. she became a coke head and stopped eating
6. she got really slutty and farged fez from that 70s show
7. she cleaned up, still parties a lot, but is back to like a b or something
8. now everyone hates her

I should have such a talented biographer.