the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

[rjs246]

Hackers released all of the stolen Ashley Madison data yesterday. Nosy jerks everywhere are pouring through the information to see if anyone famous is stepping out. Should be interesting.

[smeags]

mr robot cannot be stopped !

[Beermonkey]

Hackers released all of the stolen Ashley Madison data yesterday. Nosy jerks everywhere are pouring through the information to see if anyone famous is stepping out. Should be interesting.

I'm pretty sure plenty of guys across the U.S. use a form of "beermonkey" as their screen name, right? I mean there must be thousands if not millions! Any variation of "beermonkey" on that list must be them!! If my wife asks, tell her I was on CF the whole time.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I have a friend who used that site to meet women and cheated on his wife because he said her sex was not enough and boring

He met several and is still with one now that he met there. They've been together for like eight years now.

On several of his meet ups he banged ladies in the back of his car in a library parking lot. Another time he took one to a field and laid out a sheet to get down to biz.

[smeags]

Now he may end up living in his car

[phattymatty]

i found my email in the database and i've never been married.


also, i just spent 30 min reading through this: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/

some hilarious shtein in there.

[Beermonkey]

I have a friend who used that site to meet women and cheated on his wife because he said her sex was not enough and boring

He met several and is still with one now that he met there. They've been together for like eight years now.

On several of his meet ups he banged ladies in the back of his car in a library parking lot. Another time he took one to a field and laid out a sheet to get down to biz.

That is the complete opposite of what I'd expect to happen from using that site. I expect 90% to be fake and the other profiles to be some kind of russian credit card scam.

[Rome]

Word. I'd expect motherfargers to find Jesus and shtein.

[General_Failure]

i found my email in the database and i've never been married.

You don't expect me to sign up to things using my own email address, do you?

[PhillyPhreak54]

I have a friend who used that site to meet women and cheated on his wife because he said her sex was not enough and boring

He met several and is still with one now that he met there. They've been together for like eight years now.

On several of his meet ups he banged ladies in the back of his car in a library parking lot. Another time he took one to a field and laid out a sheet to get down to biz.

That is the complete opposite of what I'd expect to happen from using that site. I expect 90% to be fake and the other profiles to be some kind of russian credit card scam.

He met a lot of psycho chicks too...I used to howl laughing when he'd tell me about them. Stalkers and husbands and one threatening to cut his balls off.

[Yeti]

shtein like this makes me love my wife even more.

[SD]

[hbionic]

 

[Sgt PSN]

Glad to see SD still hates bitches.