the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Its a she and shes pretty hot too...I'd be less mad if I got some nudes from her

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://abc13.com/736194/

How you gonna die?

[General_Failure]

Vandals destroy dam, release 49 million gallons of water into Bay

According to police, more than 150 acre-feet of water – or 49 million gallons – washed past the destroyed dam and into the San Francisco Bay. The water was to have been percolated into the Niles Cone Groundwater Basin for use by residents and businesses in Fremont, Newark, and Union City as a critical water supply.

"This amount of water is enough to supply the needs of approximately 500 homes for one year," police said.

[phattymatty]

i'm at some chesapeake bay resort for a wedding. realized i forgot a belt. went to lost and found to see if they had any lying around and had like 5 to choose from. i am pretty proud of myself for thinking to do that. also i'm hammered and the wedding isn;t for 3 hours. oops.

[smeags]

you're such a farging macgyver

[General_Failure]

A horrible new PayPal policy opts you into getting robocalls

The payments company is rolling out an update to its user agreement that threatens to bombard you with "autodialed or prerecorded calls and text messages" — and worse, by agreeing to the updated terms, you're immediately opted in.

PayPal can even reach you at phone numbers that you didn't provide. Through undisclosed means, PayPal says it has the right to contact you on numbers "we have otherwise obtained."

The update takes effect July 1. But by then, federal regulators may well have approved new rules against robocalling that would put PayPal squarely in the agency's crosshairs.

Why would PayPal want to call or text you, anyway? The company's legalese says it needs to in order to tell you about account activity or to resolve disputes. But the terms also give PayPal permission to send you "surveys or questionnaires" and "offers and promotions."

[smeags]

and if the calls become harrassing don't worry, uncle sam is listening.

[Eagles_Legendz]

Tom Hanks son is an aspiring rapper dropping n bombs?  Wtf

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/03/entertainment/chester-hanks-chet-haze-n-word-feat/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obnetwork

[ice grillin you]

chester hanks is clearly not the hanks son from fargo right?

[General_Failure]

Has anyone said "stupid is as stupid does" yet? I wanna be the first one to say that before it gets run into the ground.

[Geowhizzer]

71 years ago today:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS24mmOtAlc

[ice grillin you]

soldiers are brave until they are training in texas then they are invaders

[ice grillin you]

this prison escape in ny is so cool....well not cool that two psychopaths are on the loose...but what they did was amazing

[hunt]

hope solo is such a thug. 


http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/12976615/detailed-look-hope-solo-domestic-violence-case-includes-reports-being-belligerent-jail

The police were trying to book her into jail, but Solo was so combative that she had to be forced to the ground, prompting her to yell at one officer, "You're such a b----. You're scared of me because you know that if the handcuffs were off, I'd kick your ass."

Solo, perhaps the best women's soccer goalie in the world, had repeatedly hurled insults at the officers processing her arrest, suggesting that two jailers were having sex and calling another officer a "14-year-old boy." When asked to remove a necklace, an apparently drunk Solo told the officer that the piece of jewelry was worth more than he made in a year.

[smeags]

she's a hot mess.