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[Sgt PSN]

We had our annual Toys for Tots charity football game today.  Marines vs Ameristar All Stars.  All Stars showed up with several former NFL players as they always do, to include former Chief Chris Penn and Kimble Anders and some dude from the Lions......something Haynes was his name.  Everyone else on their roster was either a former KU, MU or K-State player (QB was the K-State starter sometime in the 90's). 

Yours truly was the starting center and middle linebacker (rocking number Five Fo') for the Marine Team ala Concrete Charlie.  I pretty much got owned at center since I was the smallest guy on the line, but apparently the only person who could long snap to our QB.  On Def, I returned an int for a td and promptly talked ish to every former NFL player on the field.  I was also flagged for 15 yards for humping the goal post.  It was a 45 yard return though and I juked the living crap out of Chris Penn so it was totally worth it. 

We lost the game but a bunch of welfare kids are going to get free toys out of it so I guess it was a good day.  My hamstrings are sore now.     

[MDS]

We had our annual Toys for Tots charity football game today.  Marines vs Ameristar All Stars.  All Stars showed up with several former NFL players as they always do, to include former Chief Chris Penn and Kimble Anders and some dude from the Lions......something Haynes was his name.  Everyone else on their roster was either a former KU, MU or K-State player (QB was the K-State starter sometime in the 90's). 

Yours truly was the starting center and middle linebacker (rocking number Five Fo') for the Marine Team ala Concrete Charlie.  I pretty much got owned at center since I was the smallest guy on the line, but apparently the only person who could long snap to our QB.  On Def, I returned an int for a td and promptly talked ish to every former NFL player on the field.  I was also flagged for 15 yards for humping the goal post.  It was a 45 yard return though and I juked the living crap out of Chris Penn so it was totally worth it. 

We lost the game but a bunch of welfare kids are going to get free toys out of it so I guess it was a good day.  My hamstrings are sore now.     

how is this ever good? murder the poor and feed their bodies to the starving writers union.

[rjs246]

Sarge is my new favorite CF member. He's sort of been on a tear lately.

[Drunkmasterflex]

I recently started drinking coffee for no apparent reason.  I assume it is because I am not allowed any alcohol.   

[Diomedes]

Time to make a still.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Sarge is my new favorite CF member. He's sort of been on a tear lately.

rjs recap:  High-Def TV, Blackberry, going gay for SgtPSN.


Must be turning 30 soon.

[Sgt PSN]

Trying to block those mofo's on Saturday was no damn joke.  Their smallest guy on the d-line couldn't have been any less than 280 and I'd say they averaged about 300 lbs across the line.  And with us being Marines and all, we have ht/wt standards that we have to follow so we're just not allowed to be that damn big.  So 2 days later and I can finally lift my arms up over my head.  Yesterday I could barely move them at all.  I was like a farging T-Rex because I could only move my arms from the elbows down.  I had to use one of my kids silly straws just so I could drink and eating was quite comical as well.  I felt like Terry Schaivo with brain activity.  Good times. 

[PhillyPhanInDC]

You should've just run draw plays all day. That slows down the pass rush. That's what Jegibbsus does. You see how well it works.

[Sgt PSN]

Running the ball did nothing.  We were outweighed by at least 100lbs each.  We did have some success with screen type passes though.  And those were a lot of fun because we'd all basically just let the dline past us and get out in front of the RB and block downfield.   

[mussa]

cut blocks. its all about the cut blocks. should of been blowing knees out all day son! praise to gawd!

[Phanatic]

You should have also performed the Detmer dance in the endzone! I still laugh picturing that skinny farger get all down with his badself...

http://www.zippyvideos.com/3301608671899746/koyfavrewhip/

[mussa]

wow i never realized farve shot back at koy for that. haha fargin koy

[hbionic]

You should have also performed the Detmer dance in the endzone! I still laugh picturing that skinny farger get all down with his badself...

http://www.zippyvideos.com/3301608671899746/koyfavrewhip/

When Favre does it, 'boy, he's having a good time'. Anyone else, 'they're disrespecting the game'.

[phattymatty]

i'm pretty sure i just watched the most disgusting video on all of the internet.  pretty impressive.

[hbionic]

i'm pretty sure i just watched the most disgusting video on all of the internet.  pretty impressive.

If its the one of two japanese girls throwing up into a silver bowl on their chest and eating it back up, then, I've seen it too.