the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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NGM

Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Magical_Retard

Marge: I have someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it BATMAN!!??
Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: Its not BATMAN!

PhillyPhreak54

So yeah, I'm back from my vacation. It was farging awesome. I didn't want to come home at all because Peru was so much fun. Machu Picchu was breath taking, the beer was outstanding, the food was delicious and the women are fine (most of them). Texas was fun too because I got to see all of my boys.

Speaking of Texas, I could be moving back within a month. This time to Houston. I interviewed for a job today for a position with a friends dads company and the salary is enough for me to not say no if the position is offered. And this will allow me to also get settled in, buy a house and then my girl can move up here with me.

As for the weight thing, I lost about 110 so far.

Anyways, it sucks being back in the daily grind of life.

NGM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 25, 2007, 08:53:57 PM
As for the weight thing, I lost about 110 so far.

Holy shtein man thats impressive.  But the crystal meth diet can be dangerous.  Be careful buddy. 
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

MDS

Just going straight crack would've been smarter.
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shorebird

 :-D :-D Good Gawd, I lost 30 iq pts. just listening to that Barbie girl. You could torture somebody if you tied them up and played her answering questions over and over.

Rome


SunMo

more importantly...how is it really possible that 1/5 of americans can't locate the US on a map?
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

shorebird

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 26, 2007, 09:40:09 AM
My God - that girl actually hurt my ears.

:'(



:-D I don't think even earplugs would work, the stupid in her is so powerful it would go right through them.

shorebird

Quote from: SunMo on August 26, 2007, 09:48:38 AM
more importantly...how is it really possible that 1/5 of americans can't locate the US on a map?

Because teachers don't get paid enough and if a kids in public school and doesn't want to learn, they just shove him on through anyway.

Rome

I'd actually be surprised if 1 out of 5 Americans COULD locate the U.S. on a map.







shorebird

#7017
Her answering that question was stupid on stupid.

I'm calling for a National Map Day, were every American must spend a day looking at a globe. Find the U.S.A.!! You could put the globe on the pinic table next to the BBQ grill. Mark the Capitol with a piece of potato salad.

shorebird

I'll bet what messes them up are Alaska and Hawaii.

Drunkmasterflex

A lot of Americans don't have maps.  :-D

She has a future in teh pron.

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