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[SD_Eagle5]

that farging rules

[Drunkmasterflex]

Thats disturbing, but not even close to the dancing freak you posted a while back Murp.  That still fargin haunts me.

(Later that morning)
Here you go

Sandie Crisp

If i never post here again, it is because I killed myself after watching that.

[mussa]

Thats disturbing, but not even close to the dancing freak you posted a while back Murp.  That still fargin haunts me.

(Later that morning)
Here you go

Sandie Crisp

If i never post here again, it is because I killed myself after watching that.

haha..shteins disturbing

[ice grillin you]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2007380580,00.html

"Slimy MAROON 5 frontman ADAM LEVINE has slammed former partner MARIA SHARAPOVA's behaviour between the sheets.
The grubby character has revealed intimate secrets of their sex life to explain why their brief courtship ended.

And the pretty tennis star's lack of volume in the bedroom tore the lovers apart.

Levine said: "She wouldn't make any noise during sex.

"I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type.

"But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration'."

[Philly Crew]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2007380580,00.html

"Slimy MAROON 5 frontman ADAM LEVINE has slammed former partner MARIA SHARAPOVA's behaviour between the sheets.
The grubby character has revealed intimate secrets of their sex life to explain why their brief courtship ended.

And the pretty tennis star's lack of volume in the bedroom tore the lovers apart.

Levine said: "She wouldn't make any noise during sex.

"I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type.

"But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration'."

I would be as silent as she would want me to be.  Hell, duct tape my mouth closed.

[rjs246]

I'll bet she'd make noise if she found a tube steak in her puckerer.

[mussa]

i would just scream her last name over and over and over again

[Susquehanna Birder]

I'd make it my personal mission to get her to make noise.

[phattymatty]

[MURP]

Thats disturbing, but not even close to the dancing freak you posted a while back Murp.  That still fargin haunts me.

I agree, I think was the most haunting things I have ever seen.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Timeline of this couple's troubles:

1. Get divorced.
2. Live together for 3 years.
3. Guy gets his penis lit on fire.

[Rome]

Mattel sues adult entertainment 'Barbie' site

By Larry Neumeister, Associated Press

NEW YORK — Toy maker Mattel isn't amused by a model's pornographic play on the name of its clean-cut Barbie dolls.

Mattel went to court Tuesday to complain that the website of an adult entertainer named China Barbie has tried to benefit from the success of the 48-year-old line of dolls. They include Barbie's sister, Skipper, her best friend, Midge, and Skipper's boyfriend, Kevin.

The lawsuit, filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, said Mattel had registered its trademarks to protect the Barbie line and its billions of dollars in sales. Mattel said it has sold more than 1 billion Barbie dolls worldwide, and a typical American girl owns eight of them.

China Barbie's site says she's a curvaceous, "cordial young lady" who worked at leading investment banking firms and advertising agencies in New York before getting into porn. It says her filmography includes Ethnic Cheerleaders 8 and Passport to Paradise, and it charges $19.95 for monthly access to its photos and video clips.

According to the lawsuit, the offending website is registered to Global China Networks LLC and is operated by Terri Gibson of Hollywood, Fla.

A telephone message left for Gibson on Tuesday was not immediately returned, and an e-mail sent to China Barbie through the website bounced back.

The lawsuit said Global China Networks used a domain name containing the word "barbie" in a "bad faith attempt to profit from Mattel's Barbie trademarks" and had damaged Mattel's good name.

The lawsuit asked the court to order the transfer of the domain name registration to Mattel, to award damages of up to $100,000 and to order that any profits Global China Networks achieved be given to Mattel.

Mattel said the website is toying with an image carefully crafted since company co-founder Ruth Handler created the Barbie doll in 1959. She had discovered that her daughter, Barbara, preferred to play with paper cutouts of adult female fashion dolls, rather than baby dolls.

BOOOOOOO!

[phattymatty]

so i'm in SE DC at a bar tonight, and some most likely homeless people get into a little brawl. two dudes and a chick.  looked like one was about to pull a gun.  i just got home and am watching the news and there have been 6 murders in DC today.  six.  i'm sure these dudes ended up shooting each other.

[Rome]

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Jerome99RIP

Amazingly, I'm not drunk right now.  I was the designated driver (well, sort of) tonight and I actually rolled in pretty well clean and sober condition this evening.

Some jerkoff pig tried to get me to swerve as I was exiting the bar, though.  It was hilarious.  He flew up next to me and I rolled my window and yelled out, "sorry dude, I'm clean and sober tonight... better luck tomorrow night!"

He kinda frowned and hauled ass down the street after some other dude who had just left the bar.

Seriously. . . cops suck. They're dickless cowards and all of them should die bloody and screaming while their pensions are held up and then evicerated by random bureaucrats. 

[ice grillin you]

farg tha police and romey said it with authority....cause the surfers on the street is a majority....a gang is with whoever we steppin....and the motherfargin weapon is kept under the longboard...for the so-called law....wishin romey was an appraiser that they never saw