the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: Wingspan on May 04, 2006, 04:58:23 PM
the joke had a minimal shelf life. w0ot z0MG

Good on you for realizing that, and retiring it before it was gay, unlike the last two words you typed there.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: MDS on May 04, 2006, 04:06:21 PM
Kelly Brook forgot to wear panties

probably nsfw

Listen to your friend Billy Zane.  He's a cool dude.

NGM

Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

PoopyfaceMcGee


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Disney Tries To Lure Summer Employees With Class Credit
(Friday, May 5, Associated Press)

Disneyland hopes giving class credits to college students will make them the happiest interns on earth.  In the 1960s and '70s, Disneyland didn't advertise summer jobs because applications flooded in from teens and college students.  Today, low unemployment rates have forced the self-proclaimed "Happiest Place on Earth" to borrow from white-collar employers by offering class credit to college students for the first time in the park's history.  Disney needs to fill about 4,000 jobs for its busy summer season.  The addition of California Adventure, three hotels and Downtown Disney bring the park's total employment to about 20,000 people.  Interns can earn up to six credits by working for seven months; they get up to three credits for attending Disney's eight-week marketing and leadership classes.

If anyone wants to intern in Orlando or Aneheim...
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Father Demon

So I'm at the Cardinals game the other day, and I got to witness this:


White Guy Dancing
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Feva

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on May 05, 2006, 09:55:28 AM
So I'm at the Cardinals game the other day, and I got to witness this:


White Guy Dancing

I'd like to say that was the worst dancing I've ever witnessed at a sporting event... but I'd be lying.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: EagleFeva on May 05, 2006, 10:37:16 AM
I'd like to say that was the worst dancing I've ever witnessed at a sporting event... but I'd be lying.

You're mean.  I'm way better than that guy.

Diomedes

I'm hung over.  As in HUNG fargING OVER.

anyone else??  Holy shtein.


Don't remember the end of the night, lost my cell phone and all the cash I had, around $90.  None of which went to drinks...I've got company credit card receipts for all the drinking.

farg.

Glad I didn't lose the wallet.  Now I just wanna lose the day and go back to bed.  farg.
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Diomedes

Oh yeah.  I puked last night, too.  That turned out to be a great move.

Someone else please tell me you're as miserable as I am.  Three or four times a year I do this, and every time I say to myself:  die!!
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

NGM

I'm hung over but not HUNG the FARG OVER.

Its more a feeling of shallow meaninglessness over not having a job.  So I drink (but not too much).
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

SunMo

i haven't drank enough to be hung over in 9 months...
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

MadMarchHare

Had a couple of pitchers after golf last night.  Nothing 2 Advil couldn't handle.  Sorry.
Anyone but Reid.

Wingspan

i think i have been hung over 1 time in the past 2 or 3 years.

not from lack of drinking, but i hate being hung over. so i usually stop drinking a good 2 or 3 hours before i go to sleep and i sober up enough to avoid being hung over, i'll be groggy until i have coffee and eat...but thats it.

i've also noticed i have lost weight over the same period of time without changing anything else about diet or excercise, just avoid the hung over part. .
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