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PoopyfaceMcGee

#345
May 03, 2006, 03:22:34 PM
Quote from: MURP on May 03, 2006, 03:21:38 PM
Matt Leinhart is apparently with Paris Hilton now.  ha.

Good.

Father Demon

#346
May 03, 2006, 03:46:10 PM
Quote from: MURP on May 03, 2006, 03:21:38 PM
Matt Leinhart is apparently with Paris Hilton now.  ha.

I'm assuming, since she is pretty much a revolving vulva for the celebrity-of-the-minute, that you mean with Matt Lienart right this second....
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

#347
May 03, 2006, 04:38:45 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 03, 2006, 01:30:11 PM
heres a quick video that pamela rogers sent to the student she was sucking off

semi not work safe

http://www.totallycrap.com/media/pamelarogers/

that poor fargin kid.... :'(
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Father Demon

#348
May 04, 2006, 11:14:03 AM
Ewwwwww

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BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.

According to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.

The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

The wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MURP

#349
May 04, 2006, 11:42:20 AM

MadMarchHare

#350
May 04, 2006, 11:54:08 AM
Jesus, didn't these guys ever watch Caddyshack?  Never drink out of someone else's stock.

Anyone but Reid.

mussa

#351
May 04, 2006, 01:26:25 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on May 04, 2006, 11:14:03 AM
Ewwwwww

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BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.

According to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.

The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

The wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.

cannibals across the world just got a great idear
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Father Demon

#352
May 04, 2006, 01:39:05 PM
The world is crying for you, Bill

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Microsoft Corp. Chairman Bill Gates said Wednesday he wished he were not the world's richest man.

"I wish I wasn't. There is nothing good that comes out of that," said Gates, whose personal fortune sank by billions since last week when the software giant disappointed investors by saying new investments would crimp earnings.

There's more at the link.....
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MadMarchHare

#353
May 04, 2006, 02:50:23 PM
Boo.  Hoo.  Hoo.

If he wasn't so altruistic, I'd recommend shooting him.
Anyone but Reid.

MDS

#354
May 04, 2006, 04:06:21 PM
Kelly Brook forgot to wear panties

probably nsfw
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Wingspan

#355
May 04, 2006, 04:42:53 PM
i find it funny when i go and peruse a computer based message board, and the people's sigs have what the specs of their computers are.

i see the same thing on video game boards...they list their "collection"
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hbionic

#356
May 04, 2006, 04:52:23 PM
What happened to 'Le' senor Wingspan?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Wingspan

#357
May 04, 2006, 04:58:23 PM
the joke had a minimal shelf life. w0ot z0MG
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#358
May 04, 2006, 05:10:24 PM


still makes me laugh

hbionic

#359
May 04, 2006, 06:40:19 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on May 04, 2006, 04:58:23 PM
the joke had a minimal shelf life. w0ot z0MG

Sometimes I wish I spoke internet.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

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