the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

Buy a happy meal at McDonald's and eat it at the New Jersey State Aquarium in Camden.

Same difference.



BTW: Just kidding.  That thing looks wicked cool.

[Seabiscuit36]

Before the game yesterday i was driving to my brothers house.  The main route there was closed so i took the back roads.  I was cruising on a straight away at about 55mph and saw a deer off in the distance to the right.  I slammed my brakes knowing those fargers are retarded.  That didnt matter since one jumped infront of my car, it farged up the whole right front quarterpanel.  I drive a Mazda 6 and have to say hitting that thing at 35 mph i'd thought i would have much more damage.  I need a new hood, and quarter panel , possibly front bumper.  I knew that the Birds would be losing after that crap happened. 

[rjs246]

The county that my dad hunts in in VA allows you to bag two deer per day. He had shot a doe and a buck one day a few years ago and was driving home (with the carcasses in the back) when a deer ran out in front of him. He nailed it going about 55 and totaled the car. farging dead deer everywhere. I was so proud of him. I hate those farging things.

[Dillen]

The county that my dad hunts in in VA allows you to bag two deer per day. He had shot a doe and a buck one day a few years ago and was driving home when a deer ran out infron of him. He nailed it going about 55 and totaled the car. farging dead deer everywhere. I was so proud of him. I hate those farging things.

I've got a pretty big forest behind my house. There's probably 400 feet in between the house and the woods so there are always deer walking around at the edge of the yard. It's hilarious to watch my dogs go sprinting after the deer. The deer just stand still until the dogs are about 5 feet away and they just take off.

[MDS]

The county that my dad hunts in in VA allows you to bag two deer per day. He had shot a doe and a buck one day a few years ago and was driving home when a deer ran out infron of him. He nailed it going about 55 and totaled the car. farging dead deer everywhere. I was so proud of him. I hate those farging things.

You are a hillbilly hick? Yuck.

[rjs246]

I give you that, and that's all you can up with? Pathetic.

[hbionic]

I give you that, and that's all you can up with? Pathetic.

[MDS]

I give you that, and that's all you can up with? Pathetic.

Yea that's right.

[Sgt PSN]

The county that my dad hunts in in VA allows you to bag two deer per day. He had shot a doe and a buck one day a few years ago and was driving home (with the carcasses in the back) when a deer ran out in front of him. He nailed it going about 55 and totaled the car. farging dead deer everywhere. I was so proud of him. I hate those farging things.

And you guys celebrated by running the family train on your sister. 

[rjs246]

Eh, that's pretty farging weak Sarge.

[Sgt PSN]

What if I add a redneck like "yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!" on the end of it.

[BigEd76]

Miss New Jersey USA resigns after getting knocked up

CW57 bio (she's on their morning show that nobody watches)

[Seabiscuit36]

That last name makes it too easy 

[MDS]

I need to go beauty pagents more. Apparantley, all these girls are skanks.

[ice grillin you]

i dont know whats more unbelievable...the amount of taxes taken out of the intial winnings or how fast this guy lost his winnings

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070112/ap_on_re_us/powerball_winner_problems