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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30600 on: January 06, 2021, 03:56:01 PM »

you mean to tell me mike marginassi's obese drunk uncle from bridesburg isnt going to lead a coordinated siege on nancy pelosi's office?

It’s remarkable when sarcasm becomes true. They left a note on her desk saying “We will not back down”.
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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30601 on: January 06, 2021, 04:04:30 PM »

I can guarantee you that there was less security today than on a regular unimportant day at the capitol. That part I did not expect and this is exactly what they knew would happen.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2021, 07:22:19 PM by phattymatty »
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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30602 on: January 06, 2021, 06:23:55 PM »

I can guarantee you that there was less security today than on a regular unimportant day at the capitol. That part I did not expect and this is exactly what they knew would happen.

talk about a coup

there was more security during impeachment
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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30603 on: January 06, 2021, 08:46:41 PM »

about an hour ago a white pickup raced scary fast up our narrow street
portions of which are being resurfaced following BGE gas main work

tailgate flies off back of truck at big bump

loud sound attracts me and a neighbor
he used to have a pawn shop
I scrap metal for extra cash
I was cooking dinner, he wasn't, so he got it

twenty minutes later, white pickup with no tailgate crusing the neihgborhood slowly

lol
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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30604 on: January 06, 2021, 11:14:40 PM »

Haha nice.

How much will a tailgate fetch?
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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30605 on: January 06, 2021, 11:20:50 PM »

How many bumper stickers were on it?
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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30606 on: January 06, 2021, 11:22:29 PM »

the neighbor has a friend who owns a junkyard

of course

so he'll just drop it off there tomorrow on his way elsewhere

don't know what the junkyard might get for it...they can't be cheap...was from a Ford, would fit my '12 F150
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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30607 on: January 06, 2021, 11:22:59 PM »

How many bumper stickers were on it?

I don't remember any. 
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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30608 on: January 06, 2021, 11:33:38 PM »

They’re common in the world of thieves.

People get their tailgates stolen a lot. Whether for scrapping or if they’re the ones with steps or whatever (those are sold on the side to people with base models).

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Re: the random musings not worthy of new thread thread
« Reply #30609 on: January 07, 2021, 11:10:31 PM »

so today i hear a knock at the door. its actually for my neighbors and its a package delivery for them. im not sure if theyre home so i let it sit there. literally 2 seconds later i get notified my package is there and go out and grab that.

as im doing that someone in a fedex sweatshirt grabs the package left on my neighbors stoops. i asked what hes doing and he mumbles something underneath his mask and walks off. i didnt have shoes on nor am i going to chase a stranger over this who could be armed or stab me or have covid.

havent had the chance to see my neighbors and ask them but this was a weird one
« Last Edit: January 07, 2021, 11:13:29 PM by MDS »
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