the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE_Yp2N9-g0#t=31

[hbionic]

That's awesome. I love shtein like that.

[Yeti]

 
   

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeti is on the spiked egg nogg hard this evening

[PhillyPhreak54]

Houston police pass out cash instead of tickets

http://www.khou.com/story/news/local/2014/12/23/houston-police-pass-out-cash-instead-of-tickets/20842329/

(Sent from KHOU 11)

[General_Failure]

http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/146481/meaning-of-dog-in-the-updog-joke

[hbionic]

 

[phattymatty]

[Tomahawk]

Are you on the right or the left?

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/25/technology/marriott-wifi/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Big corporations and lobbyists can farg off

[Yeti]

You got to be kidding right?
I won't be staying there any more.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Don't know how I managed to avoid it this long

But today I received my first jury duty summons.

23 Jan...my luck it'll be a murder trial and I'll miss Vegas for SB weekend

Gotta see if I can postpone this shtein

[ice grillin you]

just answer that you hate stillupfronts no matter what the first question is

[PhillyPhreak54]

lolol

"Do you currently reside in Harris county?"

"I hate stillupfronts"

"Excuse me? One more question...how do you feel about adults buying their teenagers assault rifles?"

"It's stupid"

Get out.

[ice grillin you]

exactly