the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

I could have gone my entire life without reading that.

[General_Failure]

How Kim Dotcom became Hollywood's biggest villain

US authorities have charged Kim with copyright infringement, racketeering and money laundering, and are seeking his extradition from New Zealand. Dotcom maintains that he complied with the law and tried his best to remove copyrighted material from Megaupload. For now, Dotcom is stuck in New Zealand fighting extradition. He can't leave the country, and says he's trapped in a Golden Cage.

Megaupload was an Internet service that allowed users to store or share large files, like home movies or photo albums. It made its money by selling advertising and premium subscriptions. But according to federal authorities, Megaupload also allowed users to illegally share the hottest new films, or hit music, or books, videogames and TV programs -- including some CBS shows -- on a massive scale.

[Seabiscuit36]

Saw the 60 minutes about him last night.  I knew the case well prior to that  airing, but watching him last night made me an even bigger fan. 

[Yeti]

i had the spiciest pho i've ever had in my life earlier. ladyfriend drove us home after. 5 minutes into the drive i get one of those tornado rumbles in my stomach and i know i won't make it back without shteinting my pants. i've only been out with this chick like 3 times. make her pull over to a 7-11 so i can "buy cigs". some dude is in the bathroom so i have to wait another 3-4 minutes. before i even got my pants all the way down in the bathroom it just rocketed out like a fireball...all over the toilet seat...all over the wall. it looked like a murder scene. of poop. felt so good though.

cleaned up the seat pretty well but didn't touch the wall. sorry guy.

First laugh I had on here in like a month.  Well done.

[Sgt PSN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg

[Yeti]

Wow.  That was awful.

[General_Failure]

Conservatives Think The Bible Is Too Liberal So They're Rewriting It

[General_Failure]

Tap water may be out for days after W.Va. spill

The West Virginia American Water Co. announced Thursday that its water supply had become contaminated, after a leak from a Freedom Industries storage tank about a mile upstream on the Elk River sent a strange licorice-like smell wafting through the streets in Charleston, the state capital.

Tomblin declared a state of emergency in Boone, Cabell, Clay, Jackson, Kanawha, Lincoln, Logan, Putnam and Roane counties after the spill of up to 5,000 gallons into the Elk River.

"If you live in one of these areas, do not use tap water for drinking, cooking, cleaning, washing, or bathing. At this time, I do not know how long this will last," Tomblin said Friday.

The leaked product is 4-methylcyclohexane methanol, which is used in the froth flotation process of coal washing and preparation.

The chemical compound is used to rinse coal. It's a colorless oily liquid that smells like black licorice. Methylcyclohexane can be dangerous in high concentrations, but generally causes eye, skin and throat irritation, trouble breathing and dizziness or drowsiness if people are exposed, according to the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

It can cause pneumonia if it's breathed deep into the lungs and nausea if it's swallowed. The effects of prolonged exposure aren't clear.

[General_Failure]

Sharks in Australia begin using Twitter to warn surfers and swimmers of their presence

[Diomedes]

What could possibly go bad if you tell people when sharks are nearby?

[Zanshin]

Fact: On occasion my dog's breath smells like vagina. I should probably ask my wife about how that comes to be, but that's neither here nor there. It is a fact.

So, last night my wife is in a room with me and my son is upstairs getting changed. The dog jumps up on me with her head right in my face, breathing right in my nose. Hot vagina breath.

I closed my eyes, and said to my wife. "Goddamn, the dog's breath smells exactly like a Vagina."

I was a little horrified to hear my 9 year old son say back. "Well, at his point I really don't know, but I'll take your word for it."

Apparently, my wife left and son came in while the dog was in my line of sight. So, I'll just add a little extra something to the therapy fund.

[PhillyPhreak54]

lolol thats funny

[Tomahawk]

Hahahaha....smart kid

[Munson]

Coulda been worse...could have said "I know, right?"

[Tomahawk]

How's that worse?