the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

I prefer to just sling mine over my shoulder. 

[hbionic]

My package is so small, I once peed through the toilet seat and the toilet because at that angle, my mini-me doesn't hang, and the head's eye just shoots straight. By the time I noticed, I had to mop up after myself. I was pissed at God.

[phattymatty]

i took a ladyfriend to mexico for five days then broke up with her down there. one of the shteintier things i've done in a while. trip was fun though.

[Rome]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg7X5_K7LhE

[SD]

I'll direct this question to everyone even though I should just be addressing it to GF, but here goes: Been looking for a new job, but due to the zesty economy it's been hard to find one. Bottom line is I need to make more money. I've been looking for alternative ways to make money. So I googled it. A lot of the jobs are appealing to me [bartending] but my back is so farged up that it's probably not an reasonable alternative. So I've been looking into creating a website. I have some decent ideas. Went to GoDaddy.com and startup is relatively cheap. Also found some ways to get advertisers like using adsense. What I'm asking I suppose is when I set up my domain name with godaddy does it just use my domain name and make it my blog or is there a way to make it interactive? I have a few college courses in web design and know the gist of coding. I know there are a few of you here [Ed, paco, FF] with experience in stuff like this, so I seek your guidance.

Times yours.

[MDS]

can i be a part of your porn site?

[SD]

can i be a part of your porn site?

The fluffer job is still open so sure. Do you mind wearing a wig?

[MDS]

no problem

also i dont swallow

[General_Failure]

If you get a hosting plan with a domain name included, you're fine. If you're getting them seperately, you'll have to do a little extra work. Whatever hosting plan you go with, there should be some kind of control panel setup to let you quickly install things like Word Press, phpBB, and Gallery.

[SD]

If you get a hosting plan with a domain name included, you're fine. If you're getting them seperately, you'll have to do a little extra work. Whatever hosting plan you go with, there should be some kind of control panel setup to let you quickly install things like Word Press, phpBB, and Gallery.

Thanks and Word Press is what I'm using. Someone just gave me a 2 hour crash course on how to set up a website.

[ice grillin you]

bigger and blacker is on comedy central tonight and its ignited a debate bwtn me and my ho piece

chris rock vs. eddie murphy??

[SD]

bigger and blacker is on comedy central tonight and its ignited a debate bwtn me and my ho piece

chris rock vs. eddie murphy??

Love Bigger and Blacker and it's my second favorite stand up comedy routine after Delirious. I can still quote Delirious line by line to this day and I haven't watched it in years. Don't think it ever made it to DVD...no idea why. With that being said I'll go Eddie Murphy.

[ice grillin you]

shes an eddie person too...you cant go wrong either way but im a rock guy...i think hes the goat because his shtein is more political where as eddie is more straight comedic...half of what makes rock so good is that what hes saying is so serious but still farging hilarious....i think his delivery is better as well

[SD]

Bigger and Blacker was gold but Bring the pain was farging genius. If you're just going by stand up I'd take Bigger and Blacker and Bring the Pain over Delirious and Raw. I always thought Raw was a little overrated but to me Delirious is still the best comedy routine there ever was.

If we're talking movies it's Eddie by a long shot. And who could forget My Girl Wants to Party all the Time. Dude is multi talented. Best of Eddie Murphy saturday night live is also comedy gold.

Anyways, always thought this was genius by Chris Rock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqssU99MU8&feature=related

[ice grillin you]

oh mos def....the new sheriff in town scene is better than all of rocks movies put together