the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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rjs246

#23010
July 12, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
One.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

#23011
July 12, 2011, 06:04:59 PM

General_Failure

#23012
July 12, 2011, 06:05:01 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 12, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
One.

How many teeth did she have?

In other news, damn.

The man. The myth. The legend.

SD

#23013
July 12, 2011, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: Rome on July 12, 2011, 06:01:07 PM
How many women has anyone here ever met that are both emotionally stable AND intelligent?

I'll wait...

The brilliance in that triangle is more times than not the more emotionally unstable they are the better looking they are. Because attractive women who know they're attractive know there's a man who will put up with their shtein.

Rome

#23014
July 12, 2011, 06:11:19 PM
I love my wife.  She's an amazing, beautiful & intelligent woman.

She's also batshtein crazy.  They all are, frankly.  If they're not they're probably heavily medicated.

paco

#23015
July 12, 2011, 06:30:22 PM
So, intellegent and beautiful and make sure I have a good perscription plan
I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.

Sgt PSN

#23016
July 12, 2011, 06:50:34 PM
Quote from: SD on July 12, 2011, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: Rome on July 12, 2011, 06:01:07 PM
How many women has anyone here ever met that are both emotionally stable AND intelligent?

I'll wait...

The brilliance in that triangle is more times than not the more emotionally unstable they are the better looking they are. Because attractive women who know they're attractive know there's a man who will put up with their shtein.

That contradicts the saying "No matter how hot a girl is, some other guy is sick of her shtein."

SD

#23017
July 12, 2011, 07:07:23 PM
Actually it supports it

Rome

#23018
July 12, 2011, 08:51:05 PM
Quote from: paco on July 12, 2011, 06:30:22 PM
So, intellegent and beautiful and make sure I have a good perscription plan

A dictionary wouldn't hurt.

paco

#23019
July 12, 2011, 09:15:52 PM
zeng!
I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.

Eagaholic

#23020
July 13, 2011, 02:05:03 AM

Munson

#23021
July 14, 2011, 09:53:33 PM
http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/everything-goes-wrong-in-an-australian-morningnews-segment--3330

lol....sex performance jokes, catching ducks with fish hooks....good news cast :yay
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Seabiscuit36

#23022
July 14, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
what is yahoo?
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Munson

#23023
July 14, 2011, 10:15:33 PM
Google's bitch
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

phattymatty

#23024
July 15, 2011, 01:20:02 AM
wow this thread is like 20 pages longfer since the last time i logged on here. things i just realized:

1. i don't remember getting on here from guatemala, not even sure where i would have found an internet connection, but that shtein was awesome. 2. i do not have herpes. however i did get blood tests this week just in case. 3. i would totally nail casey anthony. 4. i got stuck in houston for a night and thought about hitting up phreak to drink some beers. 5. i showed some girl my meatcicle at the national zoo today.
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