the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[hbionic]

 We put out the glue traps and those worked, but like a few of you said, dealing with the aftermath is rough.  

Yeah, shooting the squirming mice in the head was heart wrenching.

[ice grillin you]

i think it might have been a one time hit because nothing again today

[Sgt PSN]

There's no such thing as a 1 time hit with mice.  They simply found another part of your house that they like better.  Leave the traps out. 

[Yeti]

do these have double sided tape on the bottom or do you have to put them in a corner

No tape.  I literally set em and kick em across the floor.  The frickin mice are just attracted to them for some reason.

[Seabiscuit36]

I had a mouse in the unfinished part of my basement last year.  I was doing laundry and the thing was running across the wall.  I grabbed the closest thing to me(box cutter) and stabbed it thru the neck in one quick move.  I'm awesome

[ice grillin you]

do these have double sided tape on the bottom or do you have to put them in a corner

No tape.  I literally set em and kick em across the floor.  The frickin mice are just attracted to them for some reason.

reason i ask is because if theres nothing to keep it stationary doesnt it move when they are trying to squeeze into it

[Munson]

I had a mouse in the unfinished part of my basement last year.  I was doing laundry and the thing was running across the wall.  I grabbed the closest thing to me(box cutter) and stabbed it thru the neck in one quick move.  I'm awesome

Depending on how tan you are, we can either call you Kevin Kolb or Trent Cole.

[Yeti]

reason i ask is because if theres nothing to keep it stationary doesnt it move when they are trying to squeeze into it

No.  They are pretty big.  6" dia appx.  The opening is about an inch around so thats plenty of room for a mouse to get through.  I heard they only need a 1/4 inch space and the can squeeze in.  I live on a farm so we get a bunch in the fall that find their way in.  You get rid of 5 or 6 and that takes care of the problem.  Before I set the traps I sprinkle flour around on the floor.  You can see the prints the next day on where they are coming from.  Stuff any cracks or openings with steel wool (they hate that shtein) and then use spray foam.  Most times they get in under the sink around the drain pipe or they come in from the dryer vent.  You can't seal a dryer vent so I put a rubber snake over it outside and they never came in that way again.

[ice grillin you]

[Tomahawk]

That's farging hilarious!

[Yeti]

A guy lives next to a chicken farm.  He owns a parrot.  Everyday the parrot would fly over to the chicken farm when the guy was working and have sex with the chickens.  One day the farmer tells the guy he is going to sue him because the chickens weren't laying eggs because of the parrot.  The guy tells the parrot "Next time you fly over to that farm I'm going to pull all the feathers out of the top of your head."  The parrot says "Rakkkk, OK Doc."  The next day the guy goes to work.  The parrot sneaks out of the window and flies next door.  But the guy is waiting for him.  He catches him and takes him home and pulls all the feathers out of the top of his head.  He tells the parrot "Because of you I have to work from home today.  I am going to my office but I expect some people from work and a big client to meet me here later.  I want you to sit in the lobby and tell them "Welcome to our home, the meeting is down the hall to the left.  Kitchen is to the right.  Help yourself to a drink."  The parrot goes "Welcome to our home, the meeting is down the hall to the left.  Kitchen is to the right.  Help yourself to a drink.  Rakk, OK Doc."  The people start to arrive and the parrot tells them "Welcome to our home, the meeting is down the hall to the left.  Kitchen is to the right.  Help yourself to a drink."  The client pulls up in a limo and comes in with all of his people.  The parrot says  "Welcome to our home, the meeting is down the hall to the left.  Kitchen is to the right.  Help yourself to a drink."  As the people start to file in the parrot looks at the client, sees that he is bald and says "Rakk, not you chicken farger, you stay in the lobby with me."

[rjs246]

OK Farva.

[Sgt PSN]

Team RamRod?

[Yeti]

seriously, that joke is AMAZING!

[Sgt PSN]

It really wasn't.

Also, some guy got his ass glued to a Wal Mart toilet.

Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

Who the hell puts their bare ass on a Wal Mart toilet seat?  I always spread some tp over the seat in public restrooms.  My only wish is that this would have been Rusty.  Maybe then he wouldn't bitch so bad about people pissing on the seat.