the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[lurking wierdo]

Adapt and overcome.

[Diomedes]

Yeah yeah, I had the navy seals do a team building seminar too.

[MMH]

"Put on your best dress baby, tonight we are going to Chili's"

When I first met my in-laws, Dad got his suit on with a string tie, Mom painted on her eyebrows.  And we went out to the Golden Corral.  Shamokin is dreamy.

[phattymatty]

i finger banged my first girl ever in shamokin. we were there for a cyo basketball tournament in eighth grade.

[hbionic]

I didn't start jerking off until late into my teens and you were fingering bitches at 8th grade?

Maybe my dad should have *(been around) more and worked less during my teens.

*-I would have either had many incestual circle jerks with my dad or learned my dad is a pedophile fingering 8th grade bitches.

[Yeti]

i finger banged my first girl ever in shamokin. we were there for a cyo basketball tournament in eighth grade.

Was she shamokin hot?

[rjs246]

I was jerking off before I had any idea what the farg jerking off even was. All that practice serves me well to this day.

[SD]

So Homeland Security are now seizing hocked merchandise, this time they raided Rice's flea market in New Hope:
http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/news/local_news/feds-seize-fake-bags-at-rice%27s-market

[Sgt PSN]

It's amazing how they're cracking down on this stuff during the busiest month of shopping of the entire year. 

[MDS]

so think i just got facebooked stalked

some random girl claiming to have just moved to bville friended me and imed me immediately..opened with hey what are u up tonight, then 2 seconds later jumped into how much she hates mexicans. i told her i was a hebrew. she said thats better than being a brownie.  eventually i grew tired and bailed and blocked her...at which point she called me twice from a private number, then friended me again.

so...am i gonna wind up dead in 2 days?

[Diomedes]

if you don't, she owes us the downpayment we provided for initial expenses

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Glad to know Homeland Security is spending resources wisely.

[smeags]

if you don't, she owes us the downpayment we provided for initial expenses

win

[Sgt PSN]

Lol @ Todd for friending any chick who contacts him on facebook.

[rjs246]

10 to 1 this 'chick' was one of you dudes trying to be funny.