the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Diomedes

my baby pisses on people who love fireworks
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Tomahawk

If you aim it in the right direction, your baby could probably piss on everybody it meets

General_Failure

Sounds like Dio needs to run a diaper errand.

The man. The myth. The legend.

shorebird

If baby pisses in the right direction the firework would be doused.

rjs246

Quote from: shorebird on July 04, 2010, 10:50:28 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 04, 2010, 08:50:00 AM
The drunken shorebird meltdown is one of the more absurd things I've seen in a while. The country is falling apart because it's spending money! He wants to rape and murder MDS! It's not like he's 100% coherent when he's sober but yikes.

Explain to me were you get murder outta' anything. As with anything else, you see with tunnel vision.

Terribly sorry. You're right. Saying you want to burn him with your dick because he's a jew is not exactly the same as saying you want to murder him. I mean, it's infinitely creepier, but it isn't actually saying you want to murder him. A thousand apologies.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

My pleasure. I can acknowledge when I make a mistake.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Rome

I went to the dentist this morning (actually me and the little one went).  The dentist is a douche but the new hygienist he hired is smoking farging hot... about 5'9" with blond hair and nice juggs.

First time in my life I didn't mind having my teeth cleaned.


Diomedes

I live near Johns Hopkins University.  I enjoy walking my son through campus, all the eye candy.  Best part is the girls who come up to him, cooing and bending over to look at him in his stroller.  Sigh.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

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lol
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Munson

So while in Dewey Beach, I didn't quite meet Boys Like Girls, but I did get to meet this guy

Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

hbionic

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Rome