the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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General_Failure

#18690
July 04, 2010, 01:34:00 PM
He's probably not going to send you naked pics of himself in the bathroom mirror. I don't want you to get your hopes up.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Rome

#18691
July 04, 2010, 02:33:08 PM
this is riveting, really.

Seabiscuit36

#18692
July 04, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Accepted an offer on my house today, the bar fridge was a selling point. that is incredibly accurate.   Happy as farg time to get drunk
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

shorebird

#18693
July 04, 2010, 03:11:08 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 04, 2010, 01:18:42 PM
can you get drunk again...i prefer the homoerotic you compared to the uptight douchebag you

In a few.

Diomedes

#18694
July 04, 2010, 03:17:12 PM
bar fridge holla
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#18695
July 04, 2010, 05:12:38 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 04, 2010, 03:17:12 PM
bar fridge holla
It sells houses.   
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

shorebird

#18696
July 04, 2010, 05:20:52 PM
Did you get your asking price our did they beat you down?

Seabiscuit36

#18697
July 04, 2010, 05:43:17 PM
Asking price minus settlement help at 4%   we're just happy to sell it now and now we get to look for a place to buy.   
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

shorebird

#18698
July 04, 2010, 05:48:22 PM
Thats good. Must have been some powerful stuff in that bar fridge.

MDS

#18699
July 05, 2010, 12:39:49 AM
why dont you move to the beach

sources indicate that the drive to your house is of a distance than society indicates is in the realms of being perhaps, as commonly transcribed in literal english transcendental dialogue, short.   
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#18700
July 05, 2010, 01:04:10 AM
what the hell is it with fireworks that people just can't restrain themselves from setting them off literally all night long on July fourth?  motherfargers, I hope you all lose fingers and eyes, you baby waking sons of whores
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

#18701
July 05, 2010, 01:07:12 AM
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#18702
July 05, 2010, 01:16:17 AM
i have a theory that simpleton MAs and white trash people are the only people in the universe that like fireworks, and since they make up 98% of the country, this is what you get
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#18703
July 05, 2010, 01:19:53 AM
well the explosions are coming from the west, which for my hood means white people

white people in ambulances with bloody stump hands, I hope to hell
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

#18704
July 05, 2010, 01:30:01 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 05, 2010, 01:04:10 AM
what the hell is it with fireworks that people just can't restrain themselves from setting them off literally all night long on July fourth?  motherfargers, I hope you all lose fingers and eyes, you baby waking sons of whores

I particularly like the people who start setting them off several days before. At 2am
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