the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Yeti]

I'd like to download something to this........

[Sgt PSN]

i like how yeti's reinvented himself around here.  at first, he was "crazy awesome story" guy.  then he was "log on once every 3 months from the public library because i live in the middle of nowhere and can't get internet at home" guy.  and now he's "creepy old dude who randomly posts pics of chicks with huge chesticles followed by sexual innuendo comments that makes anyone who reads them feel insanely uncomfortable" guy. 

well done. 

[Father Demon]

Sarge is jealous.

[PhillyPhreak54]

i like how yeti's reinvented himself around here.  at first, he was "crazy awesome story" guy.  then he was "log on once every 3 months from the public library because i live in the middle of nowhere and can't get internet at home" guy.  and now he's "creepy old dude who randomly posts pics of chicks with huge chesticles followed by sexual innuendo comments that makes anyone who reads them feel insanely uncomfortable" guy. 

well done. 

I wonder what the next chapter of The Life of Yeti we'll get...

[PhillyGirl]

The editor and grammar police in me loves this link:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

[Sgt PSN]

i needed to call my insurance agent but didn't have his number with me.  so i went to state farm's website and searched for local agents.  the search results came up with about 15 different agents and next to each listing was the agent's photo.  i learned 2 things. 

1.  insurance agents are ugly farging people.
2.  mine is the worst of the bunch. 

[Yeti]

i like how yeti's reinvented himself around here.  at first, he was "crazy awesome story" guy.  then he was "log on once every 3 months from the public library because i live in the middle of nowhere and can't get internet at home" guy.  and now he's "creepy old dude who randomly posts pics of chicks with huge chesticles followed by sexual innuendo comments that makes anyone who reads them feel insanely uncomfortable" guy. 

well done. 

I wonder what the next chapter of The Life of Yeti we'll get...

Angry asian guy.

[SD]

i needed to call my insurance agent but didn't have his number with me.  so i went to state farm's website and searched for local agents.  the search results came up with about 15 different agents and next to each listing was the agent's photo.  i learned 2 things. 

1.  insurance agents are ugly farging people.
2.  mine is the worst of the bunch. 

Why don't you use USAA?

[Susquehanna Birder]

i needed to call my insurance agent but didn't have his number with me.  so i went to state farm's website and searched for local agents.  the search results came up with about 15 different agents and next to each listing was the agent's photo.  i learned 2 things. 

1.  insurance agents are ugly farging people.
2.  mine is the worst of the bunch. 

My agent is a scary woman. Something like the too-tanned friend in Something About Mary:



She's a pretty good agent, though.

[Munson]

Make sure you bring your leather gloves and oyster shucker.

[Sgt PSN]

Why don't you use USAA?

because they're awful.  i called them for a quote quite a few years ago and got the most ridiculous rates from them.  at the time i was 25, still married w/kids, driving a 2 yr old 4 runner and i lived less than 3 miles from work, so i was putting less than 10k miles on it per year.  they wanted to charge me $1800 every 6 months.  i told them to farg off. 

and speaking of usaa, one of the guys i work with got his home owners insurance through them.  he recently had a house fire.  his deductible is 10% of his coverage.  his coverage is 400k.  so before he could get any work done on his house, he had to fork over $4000.  farg that.  shady mother fargers. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I've got 'em and I love everything about them.

I am eligible because I was a dependent back in the day and a previous customer. I didn't even realize it until a few months ago.

I switched my auto (saved 70 bucks a month over State Farm) and renters to them. I also opened up a savings account and got their credit card.

[Seabiscuit36]

i needed to call my insurance agent but didn't have his number with me.  so i went to state farm's website and searched for local agents.  the search results came up with about 15 different agents and next to each listing was the agent's photo.  i learned 2 things. 

1.  insurance agents are ugly farging people.
2.  mine is the worst of the bunch. 

My agent is a scary woman. Something like the too-tanned friend in Something About Mary:



She's a pretty good agent, though.

My agent is nice as can be, a little forgetful at times.  But she must have had a major stroke at some point in the past 6 years, her face is frozen and drooopy. 

[reese125]

Funny story...I had the fortune of hitting it off with my All-State insurance agent 9 years ago, and wound up getting head and banging her in that office 2 nights later. Something I surely wont ever forget, but actually would like to because she really wasnt that good looking....but a 38 year old dip, still single that loved younger men so I was in.

Aside from the crabs I got, the reduced monthly rate was well worth it.

Thanks for letting me share. Enjoy your morning coffee.

[PhillyGirl]

Brain bleach please.