the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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PhillyPhanInDC

No. Short story in a book of short story, or like an MP3/Kindle short story. Elaborate.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Diomedes

The former.  About a gang of kids who systematically destroy a house.  Great story.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

The Quiet American is remarkable in it's prescientness.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Yeti

I had a dream munson and me were trapped in SBs in laws house by ourselves.   He kept riding a big wheel up and down the hallways.  I asked him to stop and he tried to touch my penis.
I woke up crying.   
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MDS

that would be a great story if it resulted in both of you dying
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

yeah so, why the k?  I'm struggling to keep up
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

mds = mcnabb, defense, super bowl

figure the rest out on your own. 

Diomedes

oh, that was really it?  I thought you all were making shtein up wherever I saw that earlier

thanks
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Yeti

Quote from: KDS on February 08, 2010, 06:15:02 PM
that would be a great story if it resulted in both of you dying

You can't stand the thought of anyone else touching my penis, can you.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Seabiscuit36

he's so hurt by the thought of me touching his sweaty yeti
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

General_Failure

You or Munson. Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody wants either of you to touch anything.

The man. The myth. The legend.

hbionic

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on February 08, 2010, 06:57:36 PM
he's so hurt by the thought of me touching his sweaty yeti

The sweaty yeti is also a term to describe anytime you get raped out in the woods.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger