the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phillymic2000]

  Man the Japs aren't messin around

http://www.theage.com.au/environment/whale-watch/japanese-ship-sinks-whale-protest-boat--ady-gil-20100106-ltp4.html

The ICR said the Ady Gil came "within collision distance" directly in front of the Nisshin Maru bow and repeatedly deployed a rope from its stern "to entangle the Japanese vessel's rudder and propeller".

The statement accused the activists of shining a laser device at the Nisshin Maru crew and launching acid-filled projectiles, one of which landed on the vessel's deck.

After broadcasting a warning message, the Nisshin Maru sprayed the Ady Gil with water cannons to prevent it from coming closer, the ICR said.

[Tomahawk]

farg you whale; farg you dolphiiiiin

[Yeti]

No God, No Christmas.......Play Em Off Keyboard Cat

[mussa]

OMFG! HAHAHAA

[Sgt PSN]

i think someone posted that last year when it came out.  still funny though.   gotta love the swearing while talking about baby jesus.  i hope they didn't send that kid off to some bible camp and have him brainwashed.  and i hope he got presents anyway. 

[Eagaholic]

A Kansas powerball winner

Damon had the choice of taking the annuity option of $96.6 million, which is paid in 30 payments over 29 years; or the cash option of $48.3 million, which is paid in one lump sum. He has decided to take the cash option. After taxes he will receive a check for $33,857,130.35.

Now that he's a multi-millionaire, Damon plans to help a few local churches with a portion of his prize money. He also said he wanted to take his grandson Brendon to Las Vegas for his 21st birthday.

wonder if anyone will comp him a free stay?

[reese125]

Anybody that listens to Howard Stern on Sirius and has been wondering where Artie Lang has been...here you go.

http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/news_details/article/92/2010/january/07/page-six-stern-sidekick-lange-in-suicide-attempt.html

[mussa]

coward

[Tomahawk]

This spring, I'm going to start training for a half-triathalon. I wonder if I can get RJ Reynolds or Phillip Morris to sponsor me. Hopefully RJ Reynolds because I have a sweet Joe Camel tank top I could wear for the biking and running portions

[Yeti]

[Drunkmasterflex]

Today I saw a guy driving a pest-control truck, I found it strangely ironic that he had a rat tail.

[Eagaholic]

This spring, I'm going to start training for a half-triathalon. I wonder if I can get RJ Reynolds or Phillip Morris to sponsor me. Hopefully RJ Reynolds because I have a sweet Joe Camel tank top I could wear for the biking and running portions

that's pretty cool. I'd do the second half instead of the first, that way you get to finish.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Porn star gets 3-year sentence for NJ burglaries

The Associated Press
A man known to police as "Spider-Man" for his daring escapes and who starred in gay porn videos with his twin brother has been sentenced to three years in prison for burglary in New Jersey.

Taleon Goffney received the sentence Monday after striking a plea deal with prosecutors in Camden.

Authorities say he sawed through the roofs of businesses and scaled wires to get out. Police also say Goffney once broke out of a police car and swam across a pond in handcuffs to avoid being caught.

The 27-year-old is serving prison time in Pennsylvania, and has resolved charges in Florida, Alabama and Delaware.

His twin brother, Keyontyli, is free after being sentenced in September to time served in New Jersey.

Okay.....

[Eagaholic]

gay porn star will make friends easily in prison

[DH]

Didn't RJ Reynolds play for the Pirates in the 80's?