the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

Dude, I dress as Whinnie the Pooh. Get it straight.

[PhillyPhreak54]

TYLER — A student was taken into a custody when a teacher known for his love of music died after being stabbed Wednesday at a Texas high school.

Todd R. Henry, 50, was a music therapist at John Tyler High School, according to his brother, Jody Henry. The victim was an "accomplished and respected guitarist," Jody Henry told The Associated Press.

A police spokesman in Tyler, Texas, about 90 miles southeast of Dallas, said a juvenile was in custody.

Officer Don Martin referred further questions to Angela Jenkins, a spokeswoman for the high school. Jenkins did not immediately return messages left by the AP.

Tyler Independent School District Supt. Randy Reid told the Tyler Morning-Telegraph that the attack took place in a classroom. Reid declined to release the student's name.

A statement Wednesday afternoon on the Tyler school district's Web site said students at the high school, which had been locked down, had been dismissed. No reason was given for releasing the students early from the high school campus.

Terrible.

[Seabiscuit36]

maybe he sucked on the guitar

[Eagaholic]

Man loses daughter in card game

Man loses daughter in card game (PHOTO, VIDEO) - A man from an eastern Indian state has given away his 18-year-old daughter to another gambler after a card game loss, the Times of India reported on Sunday.

Locals from the village in West Bengal say the man, known only as Ismail, staked his daughter after losing all his money.

'A desperate Ismail said he would continue playing and staked his daughter,' the report said, adding 'As luck would have it, Mustafa beat him again and walked away with the protesting girl'.

Um, parenting fail?

[LBIggle]

or just a scheme to get the bitch out on her own.

[ice grillin you]

pretty big news

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/24/AR2009092400183.html?hpid=topnews

[Rome]

Or people could stop sucking dick for a living or shooting smack with dirty needles.

[ice grillin you]

i blame it on people tossin more salad these days than the swedish chef from the muppets

[Seabiscuit36]

NSFW Link, Salad Tossing 101
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[SunMo]

Or people could stop sucking dick for a living or shooting smack with dirty needles.

who are you to tell someone how to make a living?

some people were born to be doctors, some firemen, some corksuckers

[Rome]

Or people could stop sucking dick for a living or shooting smack with dirty needles.

who are you to tell someone how to make a living?

some people were born to be doctors, some firemen, some corksuckers

some all three.

[rjs246]

I work in an office with about 150 people. 80% of which are men. Our men's room has two stalls to shtein in. Two.

Waiting in line is for women.

[Seabiscuit36]

I work in an office with about 150 people. 80% of which are men. Our men's room has two stalls to shtein in. Two.

Waiting in line is for women.

you guys dont have multiple floors?  I have to use the shteinter on the 3rd floor, since the one on my floor has 5 stalls, but stinks to high hell, and there isnt any ac in there.  The 3rd floor shteinter is like heaven, 3 stalls, rarely occupied, and ice cold. 

[Sgt PSN]

NSFW Link, Salad Tossing 101
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[Seabiscuit36]

hearing some tough guy in prison talk about gettin his salad tossed priceless, then for him to finish the stories up with him shanking someone while giving a BJ.ha