the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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Yeti

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PhillyPhreak54


BigEd76

Quote from: Eagaholic on August 20, 2009, 01:51:11 AM
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BERLIN (AP) - The IAAF has asked the South African athletics federation to conduct a gender verification test on 800-meter runner Caster Semenya amid concerns she does not meet the requirements to compete as a woman.


Caster Semenya.


C'mon, they can't tell by his/her name it's all a joke?

a British tabloid is reporting it's officially a hermaphrodite


MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN


PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on September 10, 2009, 04:01:09 PM
i wonder what its butthole tastes like

You've got a fascination with buttholes don't ya Todd.

MDS

its more of a joke obsession. i mean, id sniff some cornhole if you asked me to, but its not something im gonna pay to do. maybe.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: MDS on September 10, 2009, 04:31:46 PM
its more of a joke obsession. i mean, id sniff some cornhole if you asked me to, but its not something im gonna pay to do. maybe.
I'd pay to lick Scarlett Johannson's cheerio
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

She'd pay me. And I would respectfully accept her offer.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

bowzer

Quote from: BigEd76 on September 10, 2009, 02:24:22 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on August 20, 2009, 01:51:11 AM
Quote
BERLIN (AP) - The IAAF has asked the South African athletics federation to conduct a gender verification test on 800-meter runner Caster Semenya amid concerns she does not meet the requirements to compete as a woman.


Caster Semenya.


C'mon, they can't tell by his/her name it's all a joke?

a British tabloid is reporting it's officially a hermaphrodite

I wonder if he/she is going to be stripped of the medal.  Is there any  thing in the rule books about hermaphrodites?

reese125

who cares...Ive been beating off to that picture since 4:40pm

Diomedes

I don't think it's splitting hairs to say that a hermaphrodite is not a woman, and therefore is not qualified to compete in a women's contest.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

phillymic2000

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/nation/ap/58524547.html

WTF, farg this fat ass, loose the weight then the company should pay for the back surgery.

QuotePart of the reaction stems from people's attitude to obesity, he said. "Because we all think it's his own fault for being so fat, and it's such an expensive procedure, a lot of people would say it isn't fair to the employer."

Um really? was somebody sneaking twinkies in his mouth while he slept? What the farg is wrong with this country?

Sgt PSN

QuoteThe board and the court, however, said the surgery — and disability payments while Childers was unable to work — were covered because his weight and the accident had combined to create a single injury. They said Boston's didn't present any evidence that his weight had been a medical problem before the accident.

really?  i thought we'd gotten to the point where pretty much everyone knew that being a fat ass is or can be a medical problem.