the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

I'm fairly certain this broad deserves her own thread, but since I don't feel like posting one, here's a shot of her in purple...



Perfect 10.

[Diomedes]

classy ink

[rjs246]

I want to dry hump her tattoos.

[BigEd76]

Perfect 10.

-1 for the midget thumbs

[ice grillin you]

Perfect 10.

-1 for the midget thumbs

at least

[Diomedes]

Oh Christ, you'd think she'd hide that shtein.  Just turn your wrists in honey.

[PhillyPhreak54]

So my truck was stolen today. I was inside the YMCA and it was jacked from the parking lot. I was only inside for 30 minutes. I came outside and it was gone. At first I thought someone was farging with me. But how could anyone do that without the keys to move it? And only two people know the keyless entry code. I was in shock. 1430hrs in a YMCA parking lot populated with senior citizens and kids and in a decent neighborhood.

2005 F-150 Lariat with 55k miles on it, gone.

I had all of my shtein in there too. Brand new work laptop with all customer contacts. AT&T air-card, Oakley sunglasses, Garmin GPS amongst other things.

The farged up thing is none of the shtein was visible. My computer was behind the drivers seat in its bag. You cannot see in the back easily (super cab with small rear windows and dark ass tint) and the seat was tilted back pretty far. The GPS was plugged in to charge in the back power outlet and laying half way under the backseat. The glasses were in the center console and even the sticky cup for the GPS was in the console too.

Apparently, according to the cop, the newest way the thieves are stealing F150's (most stolen truck out there) is popping off the drivers side door handle assembly. It is all one piece and they put something inside the key cylinder and use it as leverage and pop the whole thing off and reach inside and can pop the lock manually. Then they have master keys and drive off like nothing happened.

There was no broken glass, just an empty parking spot. I felt like Steve Martin in the rental car lot in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

The other suggestion was a tow truck, like one of the quick hitch trucks the repo men use.

Unreal.

I hope they don't find it. Now that someone has been joyriding my shtein and farging it up, I don't want it. I hope the insurance process goes smoothly.

Yeah right.

[Sgt PSN]

damn, that sucks.  but that's what you get for living in texas.

[Geowhizzer]

Sorry to hear about that, Phreak.

[Seabiscuit36]

that sucks Phreak, its making its way across the border right about now

[shorebird]

Yeah, down south they trade trucks for Mexicans.

[MDS]

boy thats a kick in the pubes

[Feva]

That sucks, man.  All you can do is hope the guy ends up in a cell at a spot you know so you can go and get your revenge on him.  Anally.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'll leave that to the professional anal rapers. 

One important thing...my house key was in there too. My boy from work lives at the front of my complex and was gave my girlfriend a ride to work this morning. When I called him he said that there was a big ass Dodge 2500 diesel just sitting in the middle of the road idling with its drivers side window busted in and the door hanging open.

He called the cops and the apt maintenance guy called the owner and it turns out they tried to jack his too.

So I wonder if its the same fargbags who got me and came here because they saw the address? Granted the YMCA I was at is right down the street from here and its all the same neighborhood, but thats a crazy coincidence.

So I'm here waiting for them to come change my locks.

[Sgt PSN]

smart call on the locks thing.....especially if you had your home address saved in your gps and titled it "home." 

i got a gps for x-mas and when i was loading some addresses in it i labeled my home address as "work" just incase my car gets jacked and the thief decides he isn't quite done ripping me off yet.