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Rome

#15285
June 04, 2009, 06:49:06 PM
When rjs suggested punching and locking something in the garage I initially thought he was referring to Seabiscuit's wife.  I'm still not 100% sure he wasn't.

Father Demon

#15286
June 05, 2009, 01:45:20 PM


QuoteA man accused of having sex with his two dogs admitted in Lewis County Superior Court he would be found guilty of cruelty to animals.

The 21-year-old from the town of Cinebar, Troy Whitson, was sentenced Monday to 30 days in jail and a deviancy evaluation. He's restricted from owning animals for two years.

His malamutes have been placed with new owners.

Prosecutor Michael Golden told a Washington radio station Whitson is a member of a group known as the Furries who identify with an animal and dress the part in makeup, ears and tail.

Golden says Furries gather for social events but having sex with animals is not part of their normal behavior. He says two other Furries who met Whitson witnessed the animal sex and turned him in.

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The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

#15287
June 05, 2009, 05:19:25 PM
conan's new background for the tonight show.

reese125

#15288
June 05, 2009, 07:37:59 PM
see now thats how you appeal to an older audience

Father Demon

#15289
June 05, 2009, 11:12:35 PM
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Yeti

#15290
June 06, 2009, 01:43:36 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 04, 2009, 06:21:25 PM
The problem is my inlaws have never put him in his place, in 17 farging years, the dog just does as he pleases. 

Your story made me laugh.  Instead of kicking it you should have made the microwave his new crate.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Seabiscuit36

#15291
June 08, 2009, 10:49:38 AM
I didnt have to have the mutt down this weekend, because we found out friday my dog somehow got a parasite Giardia.  So we just had to drive north 2 times a day to feed the dog, he never really goes to the bathroom outside, so that didnt matter.  I have no clue where my dog got the parasite from. 

Saturday i golfed at Innascrone up in Avondale, beautiful course very tough.  Sunday i went out with a buddy on his boat down in the Northeast River to this place called the Susquahanna Flats.  Its about 2/4 feet deep, sandy bottom, and everyone just anchors their boats and drinks all day in the water.  Good times
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

BigEd76

#15292
June 08, 2009, 11:50:54 AM

SunMo

#15293
June 08, 2009, 12:20:47 PM
wow, my dad is over there working.  hopefully he didn't get a rocket up his ass.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

hbionic

#15294
June 08, 2009, 01:51:16 PM
He was working in a MILF lair? That's awesome.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

hbionic

#15295
June 09, 2009, 12:31:04 PM
This is nerdy...but I'm going to check out Jon Williams's music played by an orchestra (music from star wars, indiana jones, superman)....I've always like the indiana jones theme song.

how gay is this?

1-gay
2-really gay
3-let's touch tips only gay
4-wash your butthole before we farg gay
5- no on prop 8 gay
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Feva

#15296
June 09, 2009, 12:32:14 PM Last Edit: June 09, 2009, 12:45:17 PM by EagleFeva
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

ice grillin you

#15297
June 09, 2009, 12:33:30 PM
miss story?
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Father Demon

#15298
June 09, 2009, 07:04:10 PM
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

QB Eagles

#15299
June 09, 2009, 07:31:54 PM
Two birds with one stone? (Potentially three since I have Viesturs in my death pool...)

QuoteSEATTLE -- NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and Seahawks coach Jim Mora are ready for a big trek -- up Mount Rainier.

Mountaineering great Ed Viesturs will lead the climb up the more than 14,000-foot peak July 5. The group hopes to plant a flag at the summit three days later. The climb is to benefit the United Way of King County, Washington.
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