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reese125

#15240
May 29, 2009, 10:51:42 AM
Which one of the producers of ESPN thought to themselves that it would be a national phenomenon to carry the Spelling Bee Championships?

If I was PBS Id file suit

shorebird

#15241
May 29, 2009, 04:22:05 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 28, 2009, 08:28:08 PM
Quote from: shorebird on May 28, 2009, 06:03:53 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 28, 2009, 03:57:05 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 28, 2009, 03:54:07 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 28, 2009, 03:52:56 PM
way better i would think

perhaps munson can chime in here with his preference
Call it Maryland ingenuity


actually you live in merlin
i live in marraland/D.C. ;D
and dio lives in balmer

Gubment bitch/skins fan

actually im technically a baltimorian since i moved...but one things stays the same....youre still paying my mortgage sucka

I'd rather be paying your mortgage than all Obama's stimuli for the next 100 years.

PhillyGirl

#15242
May 29, 2009, 06:42:03 PM Last Edit: May 29, 2009, 10:00:56 PM by PhillyGirl
captions?



We have come for your babies.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Rome

#15243
May 29, 2009, 07:33:58 PM
Please Welcome Your Auschwitz Fashion Show Host, Posh Spice!

Father Demon

#15244
May 29, 2009, 10:54:22 PM
Goddamned neighbor dog - who goes everywhere with them because he is their little baby (but is really a 120 pound Sheppard) - ran over to my chair and spilled my drink on my blackberry.  It's farging busted.

Now the wife and I are debating what's worth more - the friendship or the phone.  farging bastiches didn't offer anything other than "I told you to watch your drink".

Hey - ass - I was 30 yards from my drink.  Watch your goddamned horse of a farging dog!
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

#15245
May 30, 2009, 12:10:03 AM
Revenge Rape
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

ice grillin you

#15246
May 30, 2009, 06:20:34 AM
theres no way id make a friend pay anything for something like that...then again a true friend would have offered instead of making a fleshpopheaded comment
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Rome

#15247
May 30, 2009, 08:09:35 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2009, 12:10:03 AM
Revenge Rape

The neighbor or the mutt?

Feva

#15248
May 30, 2009, 08:13:28 AM
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

General_Failure

#15249
May 30, 2009, 08:51:58 AM
Tie him up, make him chose the dog or the wife.

The man. The myth. The legend.

SD_Eagle5

#15250
May 30, 2009, 11:15:02 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on May 29, 2009, 10:54:22 PM
Goddamned neighbor dog - who goes everywhere with them because he is their little baby (but is really a 120 pound Sheppard) - ran over to my chair and spilled my drink on my blackberry.  It's farging busted.

Now the wife and I are debating what's worth more - the friendship or the phone.  farging bastiches didn't offer anything other than "I told you to watch your drink".

Hey - ass - I was 30 yards from my drink.  Watch your goddamned horse of a farging dog!

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Sgt PSN

#15251
May 30, 2009, 11:26:30 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on May 29, 2009, 10:54:22 PM
Goddamned neighbor dog - who goes everywhere with them because he is their little baby (but is really a 120 pound Sheppard) - ran over to my chair and spilled my drink on my blackberry.  It's farging busted.

Now the wife and I are debating what's worth more - the friendship or the phone.  farging bastiches didn't offer anything other than "I told you to watch your drink".

Hey - ass - I was 30 yards from my drink.  Watch your goddamned horse of a farging dog!

FAIL! 

BigEd76

#15252
May 30, 2009, 12:24:35 PM
DH  :yay

SD_Eagle5

#15253
May 30, 2009, 11:16:19 PM
Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.

PhillyPhreak54

#15254
May 31, 2009, 12:30:41 AM
Die-Hard got married?

Congrats dude.
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