the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No.  But her name is Charlie.

Indeed.

EDIT:  Google image search with safe search off FTW.  rjs should try "Charlie Laine Jenna Haze".

Me likey.  Preview?  OK.

[Yeti]

[mussa]

ive seen "previews" of those two. very nice match!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

what a way to go

[Diomedes]

imagine the husband's surprise...there he is, getting a nice break from her incessant harping, looking forward to a couple years of peace before she joins him and BANG, vacation is over

[Tomahawk]

For some inexplicable reason, my girlfriend really wants a hairless cat. She refuses to acknowledge how hideously disgusting they are and what danger it will be in from the possibility of me mistaking it for a demon trying to steal my soul and accidentally killing.

To make things worse, she wants me to go on a road trip with her Saturday to help pick one out. Short of purposely breaking a bone Saturday morning, I don't know how to get out of this.

[rjs246]

Start drinking as soon as you get up. Pass out. Wake up when it's all over.

I'm a problem solver.

[BigEd76]

congrats on the new cat, Dr. Evil

[methdeez]

How about you go to the pound and surprise her with a real kitten, one that is fuzzy and cute, like kittens are supposed to be.
She will probably quickly forget about that hairless monster.
If that doesn't work right away bring the real cat to the picking out of the hairless cat. When they are next to each other there is no way a sane woman will pick the fleshball over the normal cat.
If that doesn't work, sever.

[Tomahawk]

congrats on the new cat, Dr. Evil

[Diomedes]

You'll have to name it Gollum of course.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Do you want to pet my poosie?"
"Sure, if you move that damn cat out of the way."

LOL @ Canada

[MadMarchHare]

Tell her you have to go to the Cincy game.  I got an extra ticket.....

[General_Failure]

Go with her. Dry heave every time you see one when you get there. Don't stop until she storms out of the place.

[Tomahawk]

Start drinking as soon as you get up. Pass out. Wake up when it's all over.

I'm a problem solver.

I really might just do that.

How about you go to the pound and surprise her with a real kitten, one that is fuzzy and cute, like kittens are supposed to be.
She will probably quickly forget about that hairless monster.
If that doesn't work right away bring the real cat to the picking out of the hairless cat. When they are next to each other there is no way a sane woman will pick the fleshball over the normal cat.
If that doesn't work, sever.

Much to my chagrin, that will not work. This girl is ga ga for hairless cats. It's baffling.

You'll have to name it Gollum of course.

I don't get to name it and I doubt I call it anything that isn't obscene

Tell her you have to go to the Cincy game.  I got an extra ticket.....

Really? How much for the ticket? I gotta look into other things like how far Cincy is from Peoria and hotel cost, but this may be the most awesome excuse ever

Go with her. Dry heave every time you see one when you get there. Don't stop until she storms out of the place.

I probably wouldn't have to fake dry heaving. If I didn't naturally puke, I'll take ipecac.