Dhani Jones arrested for failing to obey officer

Diomedes · March 27, 2006, 09:45:19 PM

I can't stand this guy. Makes himself out to be special everywhere he goes. Can't say his name and school straight on MNF. Celebrates like it's 1999 everytime me makes a goddamned tackle.

This will weaken him in Philadelphia and that's great news.

LBIggle · March 27, 2006, 11:56:59 PM

affidavits suck.. they could've kept him forever, and had no one play SLB at all. it would be a nice upgrade.

EJ72 · March 28, 2006, 12:03:29 AM

He could always go to court and tell them there was a medical explanation for his actions. He was diagnosed with boogie fever and ordered by his doctor to listen to the Carpenters and Anne Murray whenever he got the urge to dance, but he slacked off.

Look at it this way. At least he didn't urinate in public and then receive a contract extension less than a year later. $:-\$

General_Failure · March 28, 2006, 03:07:50 AM

We only wish he urinated in public. That's a more entertaining drunk story than dancing in the streets of Miami.

ice grillin you · March 28, 2006, 08:02:52 AM

I have a good friend named Patricia

my mama's name

youll learn it real well when you have to mail your $10 for the ncaa pool to her

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 28, 2006, 08:31:56 AM

Why would I mail your money to your mom?

ice grillin you · March 28, 2006, 08:54:22 AM

shes gonna win the ncaa pool

sports knowldge flows downstream like the amazon in my family

henchmanUK · March 28, 2006, 09:57:23 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on March 27, 2006, 09:45:19 PM
I can't stand this guy. Makes himself out to be special everywhere he goes. Can't say his name and school straight on MNF. Celebrates like it's 1999 everytime me makes a goddamned tackle.

This will weaken him in Philadelphia and that's great news.

I could be able to handle all the "ooh, I'm such a personality" bullshtein if the guy could play football. I'd still think he was a prick, but at least he could play football. Sadly "Mr. Jones" is as crap a linebacker as he is annoying a person.

Drunkmasterflex · March 28, 2006, 07:01:21 PM

I can't stand him either especially after he flipped me off, what a douche.

ice grillin you · March 29, 2006, 07:58:32 AM

hugh is on the morning show right now killing dhani...saying he doesnt know anyone who likes him...and that hes beyond annoying because he trys to hard to be different

Wingspan · March 29, 2006, 08:20:12 AM

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 29, 2006, 07:58:32 AM
hugh is on the morning show right now killing dhani...saying he doesnt know anyone who likes him...and that hes beyond annoying because he trys to hard to be different

oh...thats some irony right there.

ice grillin you · March 29, 2006, 08:21:51 AM

yeah because bow tie wearing air guitar playing sand artists are the same as a locker room cut up

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 29, 2006, 08:49:32 AM

It's almost getting to the point where they must jettison Dhani. Trotter, Douglas, and even Spadaro have been dogging him (deservedly so) publicly, and now this latest idiocy only makes it more likely.

Get Hillenmeyer.

henchmanUK · March 30, 2006, 07:36:20 AM

Hugh always came across as a naturally witty and engaging character. Dhani's personality is so contrived and based on image it's sickmaking.

Father Demon · March 30, 2006, 12:16:00 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 28, 2006, 08:54:22 AM
shes gonna win the ncaa pool

sports knowldge flows downstream like the amazon in my family

It must be like that movie Multiplicity where each copy gets more and more retarted...