do only pretentious nerds use chopsticks??

[rjs246]

I can't. My pants are already caked.

[hbionic]

What about using chopsticks to impale your unsuspecting food items in front of horrified cultural types?



Better yet, what about impaling unsuspecting types in the carotid artery with chopsticks in front of horrified cultural foods?

Nice!

[SunMo]

I can't. My pants are already caked.

mmmmm....now mine are too.

[General_Failure]

I eat hot dogs with chop sticks. I just shove that stick up there, cover the whole thing in pancake batter, and deep fry it.

I don't eat sushi, but when I have Chinese food I'll dump it all in a skill crane. Then I'll hand some kid a roll of quarters so he can play the crane to get the food into my mouth. Once I have my head in the machine the kid usually punches me in the balls while he's got the roll of quarters in his fist. Thenhe takes off and  I get my head stuck in there and have to wait for the fire department to get me out.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Whoa.  That might cross the line from "funny fake gay" to "a little close to too real gay".

[General_Failure]

When I find that little bastich I'm gonna get my quarters back.

[rjs246]

What's a skill crane? Is it a gay robot bird?

[Wingspan]

i eat other foods by getting a bird to chew it up, and then spit it back into my mouth. the bird is female, so it's not gay.

[MURP]

give me one good reason to use a chopstick over a fork other than to be 'cool'

im not criticizing sushi im saying chopsticks are retarded...i have tried using them...they just make no sense whatsoever and theres no reason to use them...ever

IGY tried to be cool but couldnt figure it out...      I've heard this story before, trench coat mafia.

[rjs246]

Whatever. Pretentious nerds.

[ice grillin you]

IGY tried to be cool but couldnt figure it out

it was at one of those japanese restaurants where they break the egg over the edge of the spatula and do all those other crazy tricks

and no i couldnt do it...but im sure if i tried again i could master it...but why would you?

[General_Failure]

Stick to nachos. You won't hurt yourself as much.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

IGY tried to be cool but couldnt figure it out

it was at one of those japanese restaurants where they break the egg over the edge of the spatula and do all those other crazy tricks

and no i couldnt do it...but im sure if i tried again i could master it...but why would you?

All this is some kind of misguided tool envy. Most likely you saw some dude who was a master of the chopstick discipline, and are henceforth, insanely jealous.


Stop sharing such things.

[mussa]

Ban?

Bad
Ass
Nigga


word

keep dreaming greybread, keep dreaming.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

And ladies and gents, the number one thing IGY could say at a rap show that would result in his ass getting furiously beaten:

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BAD ASS stillupfront's mom




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