farg Dallas! Thread

[Diomedes]

Even when you're CeeDee at a preseason exhibition, even when your boy is about to drop a ball!

[Diomedes]

Micah to Packers.

Long live Jerry Jones!

[SD]

Contract is insane...waiting to see what the packers had to part with:

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Two one's and 30yr old Kenny Clark

[Don Ho]

Now he and Matt LaFluck can whine about the tush push together.

[General_Failure]

I can't believe the Giants are actually going to win the division this year.

[Rome]

Degenerate gambler doofus buddy of mine immediately went on his gambling site and laid money down on the Pack to win the SB after the news came out. 

I said, yep, Parsons really made all the difference in Dallas's march to the Super Bowl last year.

He replied, farg you.  😂

[Diomedes]

I read something can't recall we're not gonna go look it up that compared the Dallas defense win Parsons was on the field and when he wasn't and the difference was in fact huge

you might wanna go bet Packers

edit:  saw the quote again:

https://bsky.app/profile/billbarnwell.com/post/3lvela5aakc2z

[Diomedes]

Clowney getting arrested for parking on private property and failure to identify sounds like getting arrested for being black, or at worst mouthy and black.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah definitely.

[Diomedes]

With that tie, the Cowboys improved their record at AT&T stadium (built in 2009) against the Packers to 0-6-1.  Congrats to the City of Hate.

Also notable:  in the Super Bowl era, when a home team scores 40 points and doesn't turn the ball over they are 300-0-1.
Hearty congratulations to Dallas again for distinguishing America's team from the rest of football history.

[Rome]

Holy shtein.  That's incredible.