New Orleans Roadie

[rjs246]

You go to a 'nice' strip club for a bachelor's party or to celebrate something. You go to a filthy Bourbon St. shteinhole when you're too drunk to stand. No chance I would have gone anywhere near a nice place this weekend.

[ice grillin you]

i agree about sat...around 5pm is when i blacked out...scary thing is i didnt get back to the room until 5am

[Father Demon]

Never made it to Hustler's Barely Legal Club.  Meant to, but a lot of alcohol and other things got in the way.

[Feva]

I went into the one spot that said "1000 beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones".  Sounded trashy enough so I was sold.  Problem was... the 1000 beautiful girls had the night off.

[dis12]

I went into the one spot that said "1000 beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones".  Sounded trashy enough so I was sold.  Problem was... the 1000 beautiful girls had the night off.

"1000 beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones"...problem is, the 3 uglies work 24/7/365.

[PhillyPhreak54]

You haven't been to a bad strip joint until you've been to one where you have a toothless lady and a trailer park queen walking around peddling wax molds of her vadge for $20.

[ice grillin you]

i think they brought in all the fugly dancers to match the eagles fans that came into town...god damn we gotta be the ugliest fanbase on the planet

[PhillyPhreak54]

Packers?

[rjs246]

I, for one, felt much more attractive after wrestling in the piss and vomit and horseshtein stained streets.

[Beermonkey]

You haven't been to a bad strip joint until you've been to one where you have a toothless lady and a trailer park queen walking around peddling wax molds of her vadge for $20.

That sounds like the Clairmont Lounge in Atlanta. It's like elephant's graveyard of strip clubs. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

You haven't been to a bad strip joint until you've been to one where you have a toothless lady and a trailer park queen walking around peddling wax molds of her vadge for $20.

That sounds like the Clairmont Lounge in Atlanta. It's like elephant's graveyard of strip clubs. 

I don't even remember the name of the place, but it was in Austin, TX. Me and my boy Zach paid the wax mold lady to come over and seduce our other friend who was in the can at the time. We told her to come back when she sees him and then sit on his lap and do her thing. It was goddam hilarious. Especially when she lights the candle and then flips her legs behind her shoulders. I can still see the look of horror on his face to this day

[mussa]

You go to a 'nice' strip club for a bachelor's party or to celebrate something. You go to a filthy Bourbon St. shteinhole when you're too drunk to stand. No chance I would have gone anywhere near a nice place this weekend.

This man speaketh the truth. Anyone remember "The Office" in philly. The shady joint in the alleyway behind Bookbinders? HAHA. fargin filthy. I have some great drunken memories fromt hat place.

Best excuse ever " Just doing alil overtime at the Office "

[Feva]

i think they brought in all the fugly dancers to match the eagles fans that came into town...god damn we gotta be the ugliest fanbase on the planet

That's probably true... excluding a handsome motherfarger like myself, of course.  You on the other hand, do all you can to uphold the standard.

[Father Demon]

i think they brought in all the fugly dancers to match the eagles fans that came into town...god damn we gotta be the ugliest fanbase on the planet

That's probably true... excluding a handsome motherfarger like myself, of course.  You on the other hand, do all you can to uphold the standard.

If IGY is that hefty white dude I saw sportin a Cunningham jersey, then I dare say he's projecting.

[phattymatty]

i thought by now that some of my blackout spots would have come back to me.  i'm not sure thats ever gonna happen now.