New Orleans Roadie

Started by ice grillin you, March 09, 2006, 04:49:59 PM

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phattymatty

ha, i just looked in my phone and there's a picture of me and rjs hugging jeffrey lurie, then right next to it, a picture of a toilet filled with turds and beer cans

MDS

post both so i can wank out and get some sleep
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Feva

Look... I know that for those of us that were in New Orleans this past weekend, there are parts of the trip that are still a blur and all that, but which one of you sick fargs did this?

Dismembered Victim Found in Apartment

QuoteDismembered victim found in apartment

By Walt Philbin and Laura Maggi
Staff writer

A suicide note in the pocket of a man who jumped off the Omni Royal Orleans Hotel late Tuesday led police to the grisly scene of his girlfriend's murder, where they found her charred head in a pot on the stove, her legs and arms baked in the oven and the rest of her dismembered body in a trash bag in the refrigerator, according to police and the couple's landlord.

The man, Zackery Bowen, a tall 28-year-old man with long blond hair, confessed in the note to have killed his girlfriend, Adriane "Addie" Hall, 30, on Oct. 5, according to police sources and friends of the couple. Officially, police declined to release the name of the victim, saying she was still a "Jane Doe" until the remains of her body could be forensically identified.

"This is not accidental. I had to take my own life to pay for the one I took," Bowen wrote in a short suicide note found in a plastic bag in his pants' front pocket, which directed police to the scene of the crime and gave a synopsis of what he had done, according to sources familiar with the case.

A source familiar with the investigation said that detectives found two pots on the stove, one containing a the victim's head and the other her hands and feet. Next to the pot containing the head were carrots and potatoes that had been cut up, but none had been placed in the pots.

In the oven were turkey-basting trays containing human legs and arms, the source said. At least one of the pans had seasoning sprinkled on the human remains, the source said.

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

ice grillin you

woman start to mumble....they wanna rumble
mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Father Demon

Look at IGY layin down some lines......
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

dis12

Quote from: ice grillin you on October 19, 2006, 10:11:38 AM
woman start to mumble....they wanna rumble
mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo

that's t-shirt material my friend.  y'all b talkin' jive.
C6 at the WAC

*** SPD ***

rjs246

*Most recent flashback.*

A stripper punching a customer in the head. Ghetto style.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

This explains your patchy memory of that night.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

This was Saturday night, when I had thought I remembered everything.

I was wrong.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

I envy your ability to drink heavily and not remember things.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Father Demon

Quote from: rjs246 on October 19, 2006, 06:16:23 PM
*Most recent flashback.*

A stripper punching a customer in the head. Ghetto style.


I would think that we must have hit the same, low-life, trashy strip club.  But with about a dozen to choose from, and judging from the few I visited, they are all low-life and trashy.  One I went to advertised "Sex Acts On Stage" so we went it.  It was a slightly chubby topless chick (she kept her bottoms on) dancing around a dude in a banana hammock pretending to suck him off -- from 12 inches away.  Then she had the nerve to walk around asking for tips.  I told her "When you farg him, I'll tip you."  We were asked to leave by a large black man. 
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

Did you guys happen to stop into Rick's Cabaret while you were there?  Easily one of the nicest strip joints I've ever been too. 

dis12

Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 19, 2006, 08:09:18 PM
Did you guys happen to stop into Rick's Cabaret while you were there?  Easily one of the nicest strip joints I've ever been too. 
is there such a thing as a "nice" strip joint? 
C6 at the WAC

*** SPD ***

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 19, 2006, 08:09:18 PM
Did you guys happen to stop into Rick's Cabaret while you were there?  Easily one of the nicest strip joints I've ever been too. 

How is the buffet?