The Ladyfriend Has Some Advice for Your Ladyfriends...

SunMo · March 03, 2006, 08:22:35 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on March 03, 2006, 07:31:56 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 02, 2006, 07:51:19 PM
don't be a Hoyda. create life or get out of the way and let a real man do it.

How many kids did you have by the time you turned 25?

I don't know if you're a real man or a sadist.

i had 3 by age 22. then i got my balls cut.

MadMarchHare · March 03, 2006, 08:25:38 AM

The best advice for a man in the labor room - stay out of arms reach. Once the epi goes in, she's immobile. Which means you get to run away less. But your presence is barely tolerated to begin with; don't push it.

Father Demon · March 03, 2006, 10:17:45 AM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 02, 2006, 08:43:49 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 02, 2006, 06:53:32 PM
A good friend of mine once told me that he prefers a girl with a
little pubic hair because it holds the scent of the shampoo... whatever
works.

Her good friend = rjs246?

"Hey, baby. You got any of that bacon & beer scented shampoo? Go ahead and rub a little on your landing strip to make daddy happy".

Father Demon · March 03, 2006, 10:19:22 AM

Great email by the future Mrs. rjs.. very funny stuff. There's one picture that someone took while my first boy was being born -- and I mean in the middle of the part where his head was coming out. I wasn't looking at the birthing canal -- I was staring at the TV that was in the room because "Play of the Day" was on Sports Center. I get hit everytime we come to that picture in the photo album...

Wingspan · March 03, 2006, 10:24:16 AM

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on March 03, 2006, 10:19:22 AM
Great email by the future Mrs. rjs..

get real...she's gonna ditch him the second she makes real money.

hasnt anyone ever seen rounders?

qwert246 · March 03, 2006, 10:38:20 AM

Quote from: Wingspan on March 03, 2006, 10:24:16 AM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on March 03, 2006, 10:19:22 AM
Great email by the future Mrs. rjs..

get real...she's gonna ditch him the second she makes real money.

hasnt anyone ever seen rounders?

[Teddy KGB]Pay zat man hiz mony[/Teddy KGB]

Phanatic · March 03, 2006, 11:20:49 AM

Both my kids were C sections. Watching them just scoop out my wifes innards to get to the kid was kind of cool but kind of unerving at the same time. For whatever reason she cooks the kids big and has to get cut.

Susquehanna Birder · March 03, 2006, 12:05:20 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on March 03, 2006, 03:00:16 AM
You'd be even happier as a lesbian.

What if you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

hunt · March 03, 2006, 12:15:29 PM

what if you're a blind lesbian trapped in a fish market?

Butchers Bill · March 03, 2006, 03:24:13 PM

Quote from: Phanatic on March 03, 2006, 11:20:49 AM
Both my kids were C sections. Watching them just scoop out my wifes innards to get to the kid was kind of cool but kind of unerving at the same time. For whatever reason she cooks the kids big and has to get cut.

Same here...c-sections are the way to go IMO.

hbionic · March 03, 2006, 08:14:37 PM

Quote from: hunt on March 03, 2006, 12:15:29 PM
what if you're a blind lesbian trapped in a fish market?

What if you're a blind lesbian fish trapped in vagina water?

Feva · March 04, 2006, 04:10:35 PM

Quote from: hbionic on March 03, 2006, 08:14:37 PM
Quote from: hunt on March 03, 2006, 12:15:29 PM
what if you're a blind lesbian trapped in a fish market?

What if you're a blind lesbian fish trapped in vagina water?

Then you try your best to dround.

Zanshin · March 06, 2006, 11:59:26 AM

Quote from: EagleFeva on March 04, 2006, 04:10:35 PM
dround.

Feva · March 06, 2006, 12:02:41 PM

leev mi aloan.