MLB Spring Training Talk

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link?

you want to see the pic of the 6'1 willowy blond, don't you?

Who wouldn't?

you can find one if you search her name in google news...but keep this in mind.
randy johnson is one ugly mofo...and she looks a lot like him.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

AGH!



http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/403993p-342083c.html

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[SunMo]

maybe by "willowy" they meant "pillowy"  meaning she should only bite pillow from here on out

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Willow?

[rjs246]

Midgets can be great warriors too. Duh.

[SunMo]

i use midgets to clean dog shtein out of the soles of my shoes

[PhillyPhreak54]

Randy Johnson is a douche. How are you going to sue a lady for child support when you have made millions? so what if the mother of your illegitimate love child wants to buy her a car and send her to college.

[rjs246]

So some woman had an affair with Randy Johnson, the ugliest, goofiest douche in the douchiest league in the world? Women really will bang anyone with money. Pathetic.

[ice grillin you]

in 2005 randy johnson was paid $70,796.46 per inning pitched

in 2005 randy johnson paid his daughter $70,000.00 in child support

in other words the first inning of the first game of the season paid for his entire years child support and he still had $796.46 left over

[PhillyPhreak54]

So some woman had an affair with Randy Johnson, the ugliest, goofiest douche in the douchiest league in the world? Women really will bang anyone with money. Pathetic.

Except she banged him when he was a low minor leaguer with the Expos. She was probably a waitress at the Waffle House and earned more money than him back then.

[rjs246]

Back when he was kicking the NASCAR Mullet? Dear farging christ...