Valentine's Day Message

SunMo · February 13, 2006, 08:33:41 PM

I'm stuck for what to write in my wife's card. After hours of grueling deliberation, this is what I came up with:

"You're sweet and all, but you'd better start giving up the balloon knot if you expect me to stay around for awhile."

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Phanatic · February 13, 2006, 08:35:06 PM

This is one of those things you think.... but never have the balls to actualy say. Let me know how it goes...

rjs246 · February 13, 2006, 08:42:46 PM

I would totally have the balls to say that. In fact, I'm relatively certain those exact words have come out of my mouth at one time or another.

If you're scared or lacking the sack to come out and say it, just reword it so she thinks its her idea. "You're so sexy, I just know that if I don't start giving it to you in the spicy brownhole you'll leave me."

SunMo · February 13, 2006, 09:10:48 PM

wow, i may need to break out the "you're a genius" pic twice in one day for you. that's a record or something

Diomedes · February 13, 2006, 09:14:41 PM

I can't think of a more appropriate sentiment for this stupid "holiday."

Phanatic · February 13, 2006, 09:26:23 PM

OK I said it. I didn't exactly use the words spicey or balloon. Come to think of it knot wasn't said either...

Sgt PSN · February 13, 2006, 10:32:00 PM

Valentine's day is the dumbest holiday EVAR. I would gladly trade it in in exchange for some extra Hanuka or something. Perhaps an additional day of Kwanzaa. Or how about something useful like another Labor Day. Would it be too much to ask to get a day off work every 6 months just for the sake of getting the day off?

Diomedes · February 13, 2006, 10:33:28 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 13, 2006, 10:32:00 PM
Valentine's day is the dumbest holiday EVAR. I would gladly trade it in in exchange for an exta Yom Kippur or .... Would it be too much to ask to get a day off work every 6 months just for the sake of getting the day off?

You get Valentine's Day off? No wonder the terrorists are winning.

Sgt PSN · February 13, 2006, 10:34:50 PM

No dumb dumb. I get Labor Day off. Just like the rest of yous. And I'd like to get a Labor Day off in the first half of the year to balance out the calendar.

Diomedes · February 13, 2006, 10:37:40 PM

So you want the day off, huh? Slacker. Shut up and get out there and hire young killers from the lower classes. We're gonna need 'em.

Sgt PSN · February 13, 2006, 10:40:00 PM

Well it'd be a lot easier for me to recruit these nitwits if we had an extra day off that I could tell them about.

[Napoleon Dynamite] Gosh! [/Napoleon Dynamite]

Diomedes · February 13, 2006, 10:41:33 PM

As if the truth keeps you from telling them anything. As if!

JTrotter Fan · February 13, 2006, 11:18:59 PM

Is this sorta like all the PA rednecks getting off work for the first day of deer season?

hbionic · February 14, 2006, 12:42:27 AM

What about options? Valentines day options. Like:

Your Mate Gets: You Get:

1. Flowers/Chocolate 1 Case Of Your Favorite Beer

2. Jewelry    Surround Sound System For Home

3. Nice Dinner & Dancing     Road Head

4. Massage & Pampering       Anal

5. Hiring a babysitter, making a
nice, romantic, candle lit dinner
at home, just the two of you Anal

Susquehanna Birder · February 14, 2006, 07:22:09 AM

6. Send her for a day spa appointment. Anal with the babysitter.