After many years it has finally happened.

rjs246 · February 09, 2006, 09:12:26 PM

How to properly avoid a reaking ass after drinking more beer and eating more wings than previously thought possible.

Plus, I prefer a lady's funholes to smell fresh if my face is going to be anywhere near them, it's fair of her to expect the same. Especially since without the wipes, 'fresh' isn't exactly what I would describe my ass as.

Go Flyers.

SD_Eagle5 · February 09, 2006, 09:15:44 PM

Ever have a Burrito from TJ (Tijuana) at 4 AM. I had the shteins so bad for a week that I almost checked myself into the ER.

Viva La' Mexico!

General_Failure · February 09, 2006, 09:26:48 PM

Couldn't get there before the next explosion?

SD_Eagle5 · February 09, 2006, 09:39:20 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on February 09, 2006, 09:26:48 PM
Couldn't get there before the next explosion?

I did a lot of running around while clinching my buttcheeks. Sort of similar to what we had to do when the Marines came onboard.

The BIGSTUD · February 09, 2006, 09:41:17 PM

Damn this topic got raped.

NGM · February 09, 2006, 09:55:28 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on February 09, 2006, 08:16:06 PM
That's enough out of you, Little Miss Muffin Ass.

Remind me to never make a real life enemy out of you, since you farging remember everything.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 09, 2006, 10:15:20 PM

Quote from: Philly Forever on February 09, 2006, 09:41:17 PM
Damn this topic got raped.

It's more the rule than the exception.

mussa · February 09, 2006, 10:55:48 PM

i hated to go to the barber, so i grew long hair. then i got to college and started shaving my head, i still cut my own hair. no attachments. right to the skizzle, my nizzle. holler

MadMarchHare · February 09, 2006, 10:56:29 PM

Quote from: NGM on February 09, 2006, 09:55:28 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 09, 2006, 08:16:06 PM
That's enough out of you, Little Miss Muffin Ass.

Remind me to never make a real life enemy out of you, since you farging remember everything.

Wait a second. We got TWO broads on this message board?

Diomedes · February 09, 2006, 11:04:57 PM

Yep, MDS and SheEagle.

T_Section224 · February 10, 2006, 07:51:23 AM

dude, there are three, you forgot mrs. roll-the-eyes

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 10, 2006, 08:00:12 AM

I don't think he forgot her on purpose, smart guy.

PhillyPhreak54 · February 10, 2006, 08:41:56 AM

I had my hair farged up good twice.

The first time I let my Mom cut it when I was like 9 years old and I looked like that kid in the O\/\/n3d pics with the chunk of hair missing from his head. She never cut it again.

Then when we were in Ft. Riley I went to the post barber shop at the PX and some new chick was cutting my hair and she only had the vaccuum thing turned on but not the clippers so she was ripping hair from my head. Dumb bitch.

I do miss my barbershop in Texas though. $5 for a little Korean lady to cut it and give a massage afterwards. No, it wasn't one of those "sucky sucky" joints.

ice grillin you · February 10, 2006, 08:42:57 AM

my shtein got busted numerous times...but i didnt care cause my flobie could fix anything

Sgt PSN · February 10, 2006, 11:02:50 AM

Quote from: ice grillin you on February 10, 2006, 08:42:57 AM
my shtein got busted numerous times...but i didnt care cause my flobie could fix anything

The Flowbie is awesome but they really should have put a warning or something on it saying not to use it on your privates. Especially if you've got a powerful vacuum.

After many years it has finally happened.

SD_Eagle5

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