2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[TexasEagle]

Don't forget, they have a worse record than the Broncs this year and they lose their 2007 1st rounder too.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Don't see this too often - Bubba admitting he was wrong

The Cowboys have improved their OL, I was wrong

The Pokes look better than what I initially predicted, I was wrong

Julius Jones had a good game, I was wrong

and unless the taterskins have a miracle on offense, they might be looking at a 8-8 season if they are lucky., I was wrong

The Free Agents we signed so far have done nothing... I was wrong

It is time to consider bringing in a new QB, Brunell looks out of shape, slow and old, even older than he did after getting injured last season. I am baffled by the lack of effort being shown by the entire team.. except for Derrick Frost.


Congratulations to the Cowboys fan enjoy your win... especially to WeOwnU, THEHEREAFTER, and HeHateMe... who I have battled with all off season

[MDS]

Art has been conspiculously absent....hmmmmm....

[General_Failure]

Ritual suicide?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Art has been conspiculously absent....hmmmmm....

Nah, he's doing his famous blog. Its pinned. His old lady is pregnant again and Art tells us all about his trip to the strip joint where a whore hocked up a lung biscuit on someone.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

The taterskins getting owned lifted my spirits slightly, as tomorrow the Giants fans (I only work with two) can crack on me about the Eagles, but at least they showed they are improved, and completely dominated the Giants for three quarters. I can hang my hat on that, I suppose. The taterskins. What a laughing stock. I don't think they posted 200 yards on offense tonight, and only had a FG scored by the offense all night. And that was thanks to Cowboy penalties moving them into range, not the play of the offense. Nice.

[MDS]

Pulitzer Prize stuff, Art

5:00 p.m., Saturday, Sept. 16 -- Got return call from VIP -- name withheld to protect the wicked. Informed to meet up at team hotel and, "Do some research." No more needed to be said. First Google search to be, "Dallas adult nightlife."

Wow, you're really cool.

7:15 p.m., Saturday, Sept. 16 -- Run into Gary Fitzgerald of taterskins.com. Chat it up a bit. Al Saunders comes in pouring with sweat. The man just got back from some kind of run. He's a nut. Jack Burns slips by as we're chatting. Sam Huff getting out of a conversation with someone and heads out somewhere. Sonny Jurgenson comes out of the elevators. We think he even recognizes us.

Gary, Al, Sam, Sonny. You can really name drop with the best. I envy the awsomely cool people you see.

10 a.m, Sunday, Sept. 17 -- Lazy day. Blade and I do breakfast. No hoops rematch with Larry this year as no court. Maybe at home against Jacksonvile . Pretty much sitting around rest of day until we head to the field.

Reminding us once again of his basketball game against farging Larry Michael. Yo, douchebag, I (a dirty white Jew with little to no game) played against Duke freshman Gerald Henderson, Jr. You don't see me bragging about that, so you have no business bragging about some dumbass pick up game with a "local celebrity" like Larry Michael.

4:20 p.m., Sunday, Sept. 17 -- Sonny and Larry head out to grab some food. Sonny asks me to watch his bag. This is only here so I can declare Sonny asked me to watch his stuff. Not sure why, but that tickles me .

Congrats, you're his bitch. If he asked you to suck his cock, I'm sure you'd do it.

Post-game -- Just a bit off. That's exactly what you feel watching the team. Coverage just a bit off. Pass rush a bit off. Running game a bit off. Pass offense a bit -- lot -- off. Gibbs said the same at his post-game and that's probably as good as it can be said. The hardest thing to do as a fan after a loss is go into your team's lockerroom. This was THE quietest I've heard since I've been doing this for the team. Even the reporters seemed afraid to ask many questions. As always, the team echos Gibbs' sentiment. They are all together. They have to look in the mirror and make it change. In many ways this team is a lot like the start of last year, save instead of 2-0 we're 0-2. There's just enough wrong to make you scared to death. There's just enough potential to make you hope it can turn around. This is a physical, tough team. They know what they can do. And they know they aren't doing it.

Thanks for the sugercoating. Even Spadaro didn't do it this week. And you're much worse than him. I feel bad that you might actually think like that, or that you say things like this just to please a bunch of suits in the Skins front office. You're pathetic.

[EJ72]

Has Lloyd even played a game for the Skins yet? He's harder to find than Jimmy Hoffa.

Did Lloyd play? I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything, but I didn't remember hearing his name called all night.

[SD_Eagle5]

Pointing. Lauging. Go Texans.

[PhillyPhreak54]

He did. He caught one ball and drew the late hit on Ayodele. After that he put on his Bobby Valentine moustache and glasses and went into the wintness protection program.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Know whats funny about Art's "the quietest i've ever heard" line about the locker room? He says it after every loss that he attends. Exaggerating motherfarger.

[EJ72]

He did. He caught one ball and drew the late hit on Ayodele. After that he put on his Bobby Valentine moustache and glasses and went into the wintness protection program.

Ah. Clever how he used his speed to hit the ground so fast that he caused a late hit. Those tricky taterskins.

[PhillyGirl]

I will still point and laugh because the "super bowl bound" Skins are 0-2.

Pointing and laughing. Waking up this morning to see they lost made me feel better.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Pointing and laughing. Waking up this morning to see they lost made me feel better.

Not only that, but the Cowboys were trying to implode, and TO hurt his wittle wing finger... and the skins still got smoked.  That said, the skins have been playing without a starting cornerback, so I can relate.

[phattymatty]

I wonder if the Skins started using the other 98% of their playbook yet.  they're probably saving it for Week 3.  Don't want to show anyone too soon.