2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[Dillen]

I went on today and posted a couple of times, it really is amazing how much stupidity is there.

Steelers fans are super because they dont sell their own tickets to opposing fans!

[General_Failure]

Because I saw the name Larry. Figured maybe it was the Larry we had here.

It's not a common name.

[Sgt PSN]

Ha! I'm "Another Igg in Skinwear." Stupid qwert.

Are you kidding me? No way I would have turned you in. Not everyone is the ultrahomer you make them out to be, but the uberhomer needs to be mocked. Seriously.

Just busting your chops dude.  I really don't care who it was.  Besides, no one over there seems to notice except a select few and they aren't even making a big deal about it.  Probably because they agree with what we're saying.   

[PhillyPhreak54]

STEWART'S STRUGGLES COULD FORCE GIBBS OUT

A tip from a reader followed by discussions with a league source who has a far greater understanding of the workings of NASCAR than we possess (which isn't saying much, since we know squat about NASCAR) has prompted us to conclude that the chances of taterskins coach Joe Gibbs retiring after the 2006 season are greater today than they were on Saturday.

The reason?  The key driver of Gibbs' NASCAR team, Tony Stewart, failed to qualify for the the Chase for the Nextel Cup.

In an effort to create a "playoff" feel to the sport, the powers-that-be decided at some point in the not-too-distant past to take the top ten drivers in the points standings and exclude all others from contention for the championship, which is decided over the final ten races of the year.

We hear it's a big deal if an elite driver misses the cut.  The sponsors don't like it too much, supposedly.

On Saturday night, Tony Stewart fell from No. 8 to No. 11.

Stewart won the Nextel Cup in 2005, and he previously has said that he should be fired if he ever fails to qualify for the Chase.

But success in NASCAR, as we understand it, depends on the efforts of many.  Though one guy gets the glory, it's a team effort.  And Stewart's team, owned by Gibbs, obviously is in a funk.

Coupled with rampant rumors that we've been posting (and that were confirmed, sort of, by ESPN's Chris Mortensen during Sunday NFL Countdown) Mrs. Gibbs has been pushing her hubby to pack it in, the struggles of Stewart could be enough to get Gibbs out of football for good.

Stay tuned.

Stewart and Mrs. Gibbs are feelng neglected. They need to be touched by The Angel

[Dillen]

I looked on ES's "Eagles Gameday thread" and the first 2 or 3 pages they were going NUTS over how bad the Eagles played and then started talking about other games when the Eagles kicked the shtein out of Houston.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I saw that too.

That taterskin4Lyf fruit was like "1 down 2 to go!!" after HOU scored.

Dipshtein.

And then the "but its Houston" stuff started too.

I can't wait to see MIN ass rape them

[MDS]

And thats the end of the line for hahafunnyhaha. His last post about how the NFL paid both the refs and the Texans money to throw the game so the Eagles could win in order to hurt the Skins was gold, but it was his undoing.

[Dillen]

That shtein was really only funny the first day or two. I tried doing it a couple days ago and it got old. Its fun to be more homertastic then them all but it's sad when all they do is say "I agree" and then you reply with "lol"

[Beermonkey]

And thats the end of the line for hahafunnyhaha. His last post about how the NFL paid both the refs and the Texans money to throw the game so the Eagles could win in order to hurt the Skins was gold, but it was his undoing.

It's a sad day. I couldn't even find you in the member directory. Did they wipe you clean?

[MDS]

Probably. It was a fun ride.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Here's the rat

Ghost_of_Nibbs_McPimpin

Why would a post by a Concretefield.com disruptor belong in the ES HOF?

Hi Nibbs. You obviously read here. How do you put up with Art, Bubba and the likes of tr1?

[MDS]

What a bunch of dorks.

[phattymatty]

I am almost as excited to see the taterskins lose tonight than I was to see the Eagles win yesterday.

I can't wait until the remaining 98% of their playbook proves just as ineffective as the 2% he showed in preseason.

[Sgt PSN]

It was good while it lasted.  MDS has me worried though.  His posts were a little too authentic. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Obviously, they're going to keep it vanilla tonight so they can really take the Cowboys by surprise next week.

That's just a sliver of the genius of Gibbs.