2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

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General_Failure

There was no attack. New York Jets did not escape their mighty defenses. Gibbs is still in control. In fact, the alleged Jets do not exist!

The man. The myth. The legend.

Catapult

QuoteMission control, go with pre-game checklist...

Air-Superiority Systems check in: #8 #17 and #15 are go fly!

Ground-to-Ground battle systems report: #31 #46 #37 and #30 set and standing by!

Forward Offensive systems check in: #60 #66 #61 #77 and #76 are go!

First-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #95 #96 #93 and #99 are go!

Second-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #98 #53 and #57 are set and standing by!

Air-Defense Team status: #22 #25 #21 and #40 reporting go fly!

Long-Range Strike Team report: #10 and #4 are go!

taterskins Central Command check in: General Gibbs and staff report go fly!

Sir, All systems reporting GO FLY!


Switching communication from mission control to extremeskins.com...

Sir! Hostile Jets reported in the area of FedEx Field, Landover, Maryland!

General Gibbs orders WEAPONS FREE! Repeat WEAPONS FREE!

LIGHT 'EM UP GENTLEMEN!

Someone please set them up the Bomb.

And take off every Skin.

For great justice!
Please select your blitz package:  Zone, Darth, Mad Tiger, Train Wreck, Monster, Kitchen Sink, Jail Break, or Bench Press (new!)

qwert246

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 20, 2006, 03:58:12 AM
Mission control, go with pre-game checklist...

Air-Superiority Systems check in: #8 #17 and #15 are go fly!

Ground-to-Ground battle systems report: #31 #46 #37 and #30 set and standing by!

Forward Offensive systems check in: #60 #66 #61 #77 and #76 are go!

First-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #95 #96 #93 and #99 are go!

Second-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #98 #53 and #57 are set and standing by!

Air-Defense Team status: #22 #25 #21 and #40 reporting go fly!

Long-Range Strike Team report: #10 and #4 are go!

taterskins Central Command check in: General Gibbs and staff report go fly!

Sir, All systems reporting GO FLY!


Switching communication from mission control to extremeskins.com...

Sir! Hostile Jets reported in the area of FedEx Field, Landover, Maryland!

General Gibbs orders WEAPONS FREE! Repeat WEAPONS FREE!

LIGHT 'EM UP GENTLEMEN!

Wow. 
No habla crazy.

DonovanTheMessiah

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164622&page=15&pp=15

dumb shtein bubba trying to use still pics to show how well a skins player is playing or how not so well any opposing team is playing. Here he is hating on Bunkley.

Feva

Quotetaterskins | Gibbs not happy with team's start
Sun, 20 Aug 2006 18:16:06 -0700

The Associated Press reports Washington taterskins head coach Joe Gibbs is upset with the team's slow start this preseason. "We need to take a serious look at all this. ... I haven't done my job. ... It was all the way across the board. When we show up and do stuff like that at home, I take it real serious," said Gibbs. After reviewing tape of the game Sunday, Aug. 20, Gibbs added, " Special teams -- very poor showing. We gave up a lot of yards rushing. ... Our third downs were 3-for-11, very poor. ... I thought we would get a great effort playing extremely hard coming home, and we play a game like that. It does a number of things to you. You get upset about it."

See there... this is a classic example of what makes Mr. Gibbs such a great man.  When the team is not giving the effort and results that such a wonderful man like Coach Gibbs deserves to see... he lets his team know that he's not happy about it!  Any other coach would simply remain quiet and silently hope that his team improves.  Not Coach Gibbs, no sir!  He shoots straight from the hip... and takes no prisoners.  He says to his team "Hey, let's go out and score some points with the 1st team offense for a change" and you can bet your sweet bottom that they'll go out and get at least a field goal next time out, because when a man with the pedigree of Coach Gibbs speaks... things happen... and they happen fast!

Worry not, Skins fans.  Coach Gibbs is not happy with the way the team plays, so all is well. [/Gibbs knob-slobber]
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phattymatty

the skins really looked like shtein yeaterday.  they gave up like 150 yards rushing to the jets.  who don't even have a RB.

Sgt PSN

Pointing and Laughing. 


It's been a while and I must say it feels absolutely refreshing. 

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

bowzer

Someone should post that still shot like the idiot on the taterskins board posts of Bunkley.  You can highlight the guy who looks like he's taking a knee, as well as #66 blocking thin air

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: DonovanTheMessiah on August 20, 2006, 06:26:15 PM
http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164622&page=15&pp=15

dumb shtein bubba trying to use still pics to show how well a skins player is playing or how not so well any opposing team is playing. Here he is hating on Bunkley.

Bubba is very close to Art as far as being an arrogant jerkoff. And I like how WB36 gets suspended for 30 days for "almost calling Bubba a liar".

Seriously. He called Bubba on his stupid shtein and gets suspended for 30 days.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

bowzer

Quote from: Catapult on August 20, 2006, 03:39:23 PM
QuoteMission control, go with pre-game checklist...

Air-Superiority Systems check in: #8 #17 and #15 are go fly!

Ground-to-Ground battle systems report: #31 #46 #37 and #30 set and standing by!

Forward Offensive systems check in: #60 #66 #61 #77 and #76 are go!

First-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #95 #96 #93 and #99 are go!

Second-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #98 #53 and #57 are set and standing by!

Air-Defense Team status: #22 #25 #21 and #40 reporting go fly!

Long-Range Strike Team report: #10 and #4 are go!

taterskins Central Command check in: General Gibbs and staff report go fly!

Sir, All systems reporting GO FLY!


Switching communication from mission control to extremeskins.com...

Sir! Hostile Jets reported in the area of FedEx Field, Landover, Maryland!

General Gibbs orders WEAPONS FREE! Repeat WEAPONS FREE!

LIGHT 'EM UP GENTLEMEN!

Someone please set them up the Bomb.

And take off every Skin.

For great justice!

Move zig, move zig. 

PhillyPhreak54

Bubba's hard hitting NFC East analysis...

Quotethe other 3 team are playing starters, showing some of their playbook, not working on building depth


guess who is doing the opposite

This guy is a dumb farg.

PhillyPhreak54



Lloyd's CD cover. I think there is a thread about his CD in the forum too...

Drunkmasterflex

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 22, 2006, 05:12:15 AM
Bubba's hard hitting NFC East analysis...

Quotethe other 3 team are playing starters, showing some of their playbook, not working on building depth


guess who is doing the opposite


I am pretty sure no team in the NFL is showing anything right now, but maybe this guy knows football better than anybody else.
This guy is a dumb farg.
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