2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good article on the Sean Taylor situation

According to documents on file at the Richard E. Gerstein courthouse, an off-duty Miami Beach Police officer working South Beach nightclub B.E.D. received a report that Taylor, who was at the club, had asked if his gun was visible beneath his shirt.

"When I went to check his waistband, he slapped my hand, and I said, 'I have to search you,'" said Ofcr. Jesus Barrenchea in a deposition. "Once I reached his waistband, he said, 'No, wait, wait, wait, wait.' That's when he booked. He ran."

Taylor was never apprehended. Barrenchea said he filed an incident report with Miami Beach Police.

"Sean has a big heart and a lot of great qualities," former Hurricanes cornerback Antrel Rolle told the Washington Post. "But his friend selection is not good. I don't think that most of his friends have any positive influence."

Taylor's blue Yukon Denali cruised by the house multiple times. After several more drive-bys, the SUV stopped on the street. Hill approached the vehicle to ask Taylor what he wanted.

"He started talking nasty and stuff, talking about how öThe police can't touch me. I own this town. Where's my ****?'" said Hill in a deposition.

According to Hill and other witnesses, Taylor exited his truck, pulled a gun out of his waistband, and pointed it at several people. Taylor has consistently denied there were any guns present at the altercation.

"When [Taylor] pulled up, he jumped out of his car," said Gardner. "When he jumped out of his car, [a] black Altima pulled up. That's when the guy, he had a chopper.

"They call it a chopper, but it was an M-16."

"You give Sean back his ****," the man said in a thick Jamaican accent, according to state witnesses. "Give him back his **** or we are going to kill you."

Hill, Gardner, and the others claimed to not have the ATVs.

"So [Taylor] was like, 'I'm going to come back and I'm going to kill all you ******s,'" said Nashea Herlong, one of the state's witnesses.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

He needs more touching from the angel of coaching.

[General_Failure]

He's going to get touched by the angel of shower rape. I hope.

[Beermonkey]

So people hate and ridicule Danny Snyder because he's Jewish?

Is that what that idiot is really suggesting?

Wow.

I've hated him since he bought the team & had no clue he was jewish until I read that. I guess I'm an anti-semite now.

[dis12]

So people hate and ridicule Danny Snyder because he's Jewish?

Is that what that idiot is really suggesting?

Wow.

I've hated him since he bought the team & had no clue he was jewish until I read that. I guess I'm an anti-semite now.

I just hate him because he's a spoiled little dictator with delusions of godhood...who just happens to waste more $ than my wife and kids.

[PhillyPhreak54]

He's going to get touched by the angel of shower rape. I hope.

[shorebird]

I've hated him since he bought the team & had no clue he was jewish until I read that. I guess I'm an anti-semite now.

He shore as hell don't spend money like a jew. He spends it more like Tony Montana

[Bigskinbauer]

This reminded me of all of you

Taylor is free
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/31/AR2006053102245.html

[mooby]

so much for getting touched by the angel of shower rape now right guys?

[ATV]

So sorry.....

"A plea deal has been reached in the felony assault case involving Washington taterskins safety Sean Taylor that ensures Taylor will not spend a day in jail and the felony charges against him will be dismissed, one of Taylor's attorneys said Wednesday....."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/31/AR2006053102245.html

Ha.......ha-ha......ha...ha

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hey dickbag, your comrade posted the exact same thing two posts above.

Nice to see him have to go to schools.

What's he going to talk to them about?

"Guns are bad. And so is fighting. What you want to do when you get really mad at someone is to hock up a huge loogie and just spit in the guys face. Just let it rip. Make sure you drink something sugary first so the spit has a mile long tail on it and dangles from the other guys facemask."

"Oh, and don't worry about getting in trouble. My friends on Extremeskins.com will post a frame by frame replay of the loogie being spat. And no matter how guilty it may make you look, Art and Bubba9497 will tell the world how innocent you are."

[General_Failure]

What? A sports-pseudolebrity got a plea bargain?! That's unheard of! Why, we aught to write to our congressmen about this tragedy. C'mon fellows, whip out those calligraphy sets!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I have no worries that Taylor will still get touched by the angel of shower rape in the skins locker room.

Joe Salave'a has been eyeing him up.


BTW, in case you fools didn't know, a plea bargain is a way of the defendant admitting his guilt in an incident.  So, all of you who were contesting that he was absolutely and definitely not guilty are simply wrong.  He did every last thing he was charged with, and he's getting a slap on the wrist because he's an NFL player (as we all knew he would).

[SunMo]

wow it really says something when Skins fans gloat about their "super safety" pleading down to misdemeanors.

he's still GUILTY.

[Bigskinbauer]

"BTW, in case you fools didn't know, a plea bargain is a way of the defendant admitting his guilt in an incident.  So, all of you who were contesting that he was absolutely and definitely not guilty are simply wrong.  He did every last thing he was charged with, and he's getting a slap on the wrist because he's an NFL player (as we all knew he would)."

Uh, no.  Someone would have to be stupid to not take a plea deal that offers no jail over a risk that they might go to jail for 46 years.  Moreover, he was offered a deal earlier that he would agree to felonies and still serve no time but declined because he said that he didn't want felonies on his record.  He didn't even plea to felonies.  The felonies were all dropped so he is admitting to one "misdemeanor battery charge and one misdemeanor assault charge".  He is not saying that he had a gun or took it out. 


It has been an entire year since the incident.  The fact is the state has no evidence has against the Taylor and are willing to drop the entire thing.  Not that Taylor definitely didn't do it but they really have absolutely nothing but the witnesses who happen to be the same people who shot up Taylor's friend's house.